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Shortygo4P9
Offline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-48
Hi! My name is Shortygo4P9. I am separated other caucasian man with kids from Eagleville, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Boaz
Online
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I'm not going to write how awesome I am in this "self-hype" box. This is the Internet, but I do apologize to everyone out there for not posting douchebag pictures of myself flexing shirtless in the mirror. This place is a zoo...fortunately most of the profiles on here are a laughable joke. Apparently every dude here is athletic, funny, and has no drama. Damn!And I will also say that I give respect to the ladies on here! After hearing awful rumors about how bad the male fish were on here, I had to do a little "science experiment" with a fake female profile to see what it's all about. A few observations:-Men have absolutely no idea how to talk to females-I've lost complete faith in humanity-Apparently all of them have at least a bachelors degree-They think a combination of being materialistic and narcissistic will actually charmMore to come...Best of luck to everyone! Jäger bombs, streaking, and steal a cop car..............or Hooters
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