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Anchormen85W
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Man. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-55
Hi! My name is Anchormen85W. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Newton Center, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Don
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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
And yes I'm a cowboys fan. We don't hate other football teams as much as y'all steelers/ravens/redskin fans do. Lower the hostility! How many times have you heard someone say "I started insanity today"? I can't think of one time someone has said "I finished insanity today".I was in the NAVY from ***I wear socks that match my underwear and I pay my own bills. I am confident, attractive & oddly entertaining..I do stunt work and rescue small children from fires weekly. Food: Yes please, in and around my mouth. Movies: Superbad, Grandmas boy, anything Tom Hanks.Six Things I Would Never do Without:ExerciseMusicFoodSocks with shoesFamilyOxygenOn a typical Friday night I am: Trying to solve world hunger. Either that or partying like Charlie Sheen. It’ It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’’s good. 60% of the time it works very time.You should message me if you are:Awesome and into guys most of the time.You can't be happy with someone else unless your happy with yourself first. It will involve a unicorn, rainbows and a pot of gold.
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Elioenai
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hola readers of this here attempt at humour, nice to see you've clickedyour way through to this little pre-amble. I am a fun hilarious Giant who thinks God is silly and clicks buttons for a living.I love reading anything I can get my hands on, be it Classic Lit (hopefully not Jane Eyre again... 3 times in school was enough!.... still doesn't make me interested), Sci-fi & Fantasy, Graphic Novels, actual monthly comics, and the sides of shampoo bottles when I'm stuck in a strange bathroom. I have my BA in English Lit, and as you can see, I'm putting it to great use! (No, not really, but I'd like to dream it will be worth something someday). Now, for those of you who stuck through the shampoop story and the admission of nerdly guilt, I also pride myself on being quite humorous. My main goal is to make people laugh, and I am quite good at that. Give me some context and off I go!So, send me a message if you are bored, or for some reason you are trapped in a strange room and this is the only way you are able to communicate. I will totally get the authorities to help you... after I've gotten to the next save point.