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I grew up obese and it taught me to use humor and humility to get past my physical limitations. However, women were still outside my reach and that taught me to develop a personality. Then I dropped over ***lbs in my early 20's and now I'm not obese or a douche. Its pretty great.I'm a uniquely minded person. I love to see raw emotion and humans acting as humans. I'm an amateur Stand Up Comic and an on-air personality. I love to make people laugh. When you can make someone laugh, you get to see the real person. Even if only briefly. I work as a wood craftsman. Mostly cabinetry. I love working with my hands and I love creating things that people will put to use. I smoke pot everyday. I don't identify with the stonner lifestyle: Bob Marley, dreads, Cheetos - but I do thoroughly enjoy it.I have no kids or ex-wife. I live drama-free. I like kids.I can grill a killer pork chop. I'm looking for someone that is happy. I prefer a genuine, warm smile to one with neurotically perfect teeth. I'm looking for someone that is somewhat independent. I tend to pull away from clingy people, male or female. Don't be shy if you want to chat I'm not desperate or a creep. I'm just a guy enjoying my life. Come enjoy a little bit of it with me. 3 Words: Underwater C0ck Fighting.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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