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Hi - Just another gloomy day in good old Blighty! It's pretty difficult to write a self-analytical description because it seems you have to precede every sentence with 'I' and nobody should be starting every sentence with 'I' unless they've actually achieved something for humanity like wipe out a deadly disease or something. Just not that much of an egomaniac or boring narcissist, sorry! So... Where to start then? I'm probably not a geek as the description says, but it's a criminally underrated word, so there we go. I'm using it. By the way, that 'Describe yourself in one word' part? Some of them options were actually technically two words, so the internet fails again! Great to see the internet with so much fail. I'm not entirely sure how or why I've ended up with a profile on an internet dating site but there must be somebody out there that's interested :/ Don't really have an ideal woman in mind to meet through the medium of the internet, get married and live happily ever, life isn't really that simple is it? What is important is making some sort of connection on a personal level, sense of humour, sense of identity and so on. No cliches here about a 'cool, laid back, good looking professional, seeking out a trophy girlfriend'.OK, so... Self-analysis then? Well, I can travel through different dimensions faster than the speed of light, so if you're still reading at this point then it's probably about time you questioned everything you ever knew because I can defy the fundamental laws of the universe. Chocolate, junk food and alcohol are actually the healthiest foods and drinks you can consume because they are manna from the Heavens and there is absolutely no evidence to dispute this claim. Can't stand most of the stuff that passes for entertainment on television these days, because I've actually got a bit of intelligence and grey matter about me so can't humour your x- In fact,I am probably the most intelligent being that exists in the universe at this present time - that's only my opinion but it's an opinion I happen to respect. Would rather actually interact with people than support the 'reality' TV industry. Enjoy watching good movies also really enjoy travelling, seeing other cultures and top cities abroad.It says here 'talk about your goals and aspirations'. Well my single goal is for the spaceship to come and pick me up and take me back to my own planet. I am not from this planet, there is absolutely no question about that. It's a really fantastic planet (The one I'm from - 'Nibiru' - not this one, you people still have some work to do to catch up with us). Oh well, onwards and upwards, tally-ho! It doesn't really what a first date entails, whether it's a dinner at a really nice restaurant, or a few drinks on a night out as long some personal connection is made and it's enjoyable for both people. No cinema though - Just absolutely no, what would be the point seriously?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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