Walker, 30
Offline, last seen Tue, 28 May 2024 22:06:34
About Me
I am a man of great Integrity. But of course, anyone can say that. About Me's are pointless. The ones you believe are pretty much total BS, someone's just making themselves look good on paper, and those who are honest on here get totally overlooked. My life has been a pretty epic tale, and perhaps one day I'll find someone to share it with. But I'm not going to put it on this site to get a date lol. The only way to truly get to know someone is to talk to them face to face. So if you're interested, hit me up. If I messaged you, and you're reading my profile, then you should message me back lol just sayin.And since I'm rambling anyway, ladies...a few pointers?-Selfies are one thing, but 4 pics that are pretty much identical, you're just turning your head or making a different expression...I don't know, I feel like I'm looking at mugshots. Also, maybe not in the bathroom? Cuz trust me, guys can tell if you're taking a pic while sitting on the toilet, and its kinda weird...-If you say things like "why cant I find an honest guy" or "are there any good guys left", then totally *** who aren't rich, or norse gods, then yeah...you may be an idiot. You want a good guy? an honest guy? Take a chance on something a little less typical. Ab shots in the bathroom might not be one of those "think outside of the box" kinda guys, ya know? -Girls who brag about being independent and say things like "If you think you can keep up...". Since when did it become a race? I don't understand that statement, so I have to chase you around like a 4 year old in a toy store? Doesn't exactly scream Miss Independent to me. Sounds like pride and vanity, but what do I know.-If you're a single mom, mad props to you. My mother was a single mom of 3 boys, and that is not easy. So I have respect for anyone riding that train. However, you really don't have to state that you kid(s) come first and anyone who tries to come between that better just "keep moving". I mean, I'm pretty sure it comes without saying that kids come first? It just comes off as a bit hostile. You may have better luck, like...NOT saying things like that. I think saying something like "I'm a proud mother of two" gets the point across pretty well. Dont' need all the "and they are my whole world, and I'll kill a man!" yada yada yada. May be over shooting your landing zone a bit there. Oh, and one last thing, I find it a tad irresponsible to post pics of your children on a dating site. Because there ARE a lot of weirdos out there, and though its one thing to make the choice to expose yourself on here, I just don't see how it'd be a good idea.-Ummm.....posting slutty pics saying "looking for Mister Right" I think is kinda self explanatory. If it's not, then you might just be an idiot, and in that case, nothing I say will make any sense to you.-And lastly, hmm...how do I say this. A few extra pounds means a few extra pounds, not average. Average is the next step up from athletic. Having meat on the bones is what average means. But come on, we all know the difference between that and having a few extra pounds. I know I'm coming off as the jerk for saying it, but I mean come on, you want an honest guy? Then you have to be honest too.Ok, so now that I've likely offended 90% of the girls on this site, lets see who's left. Like my profile states, I'm an intellectual. A very free thinker. But I'm really not a jerk. I tend to come off as sarcastic to ***, but people who have a higher brain function think I'm incredibly sweet. I'm a hopeless romantic, and I go out on limbs to help people on a daily. There's a lot more to me than you'll ever pick up on this site. Good hunting :)"If you treat every situation as life or death, you'll die lots of times." - Probably something simple like a drink somewhere we can talk. If we can't make that work, then what's the point of taking the extra mile to a romantic picnic in the park? Saving those things for the right girl. If that's you, then it'll happen...after a drink somewhere quiet lol.
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