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Bertie, 26
United States, Massachusetts, South Easton

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About Me

it would be easy to describe myself in the same generic way everybody else does, but where's the fun in that?lets start with why you SHOULD NOT message me:1) i am a piss taking **stard who will poke fun at anything just to get a quick/cheap laugh - i cannot stand boring people. life is interesting, its a challenge people! so you can either do it with a smile on your face or you can be that miserable person i see on the tube everyday who looks like he is contemplating jumping on the train tracks. actually if you are that kinda selfish "track jumping person" we aint gonna get along because you people make me late home from work at least once week! kill yourself at the weekend at least!2) i am a worker - this is a good and bad thing. good in the way that i am climbing the career ladder etc and very happy with my job. the bad thing is that this means i am a bit of a work-aholic and rarely have time for anything else in the week. i can be lazy when i retire (early i hope). but i only put the effort in i do because i want to achieve success. so i guess the positive from that is i am very driven and ambitious person.3) i am as common as muk! - not that this generally is an issue because i am a very articulate commoner,but im struggling to think of negatives now! i guess if your normal we're get along great and if your posh i can be your bit of rough.4) i have a dog - if your allergic you dont wanna come near me because chances are at some stage i would have be slobbered on or cuddled up to. shes an absolute beauty and dont know what i would do without her. she my flat mate and has been since i first got her as a pup 4 years ago. if your single i recommend just getting a dog, its a lot easier! as long as you feed and walk them youve got something spoon when its winter.5) I F**CKING LOVE DNB - although my phone is full of all sorts of music. a bit of queen, through to old to some skool hip-hop or my massive old skool garage collection, i absolutely love DnB. i love feeling the bassline. i grew up around it. my uncle was a happy hardcore MC and my love for DnB hasnt really changed since i was about 5 years old. if you dnt love the base you will never love me haha.6) i laugh at my own jokes - they're that funny! to be straight im not sure what im looking to gain from joining meetville. everybody else seems to be on it so why not give it a go. i wouldnt say i am actively seeking a relationship on a day to day basis but it would be wicked to find that special person. maybe i should have included i am tight git because i only signed up because its free haha ***! things aint that bad where i have to pay........YET.if you want to know more id be happy to help.nick Somewhere we can sit down and talk. Some nice food and drinks.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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