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FlurryOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I’m domestic, I have feelings, I\'m head strong about things that I love and I\'m passionate about. I\'m caring, giving, and loving by nature. Seek for a will-powered mature person who knows what to get from life.
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JethroOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
WANTED - NEW GIRLFRIEDThats right ladies a position has opened up to be with yours truly! Now before you all go crazy there are certain criteria you must fulfil before submitting your cv and cover letter.Requirements;-Must be at leased ***Have a hot body- You can have me on Sunday .... Unless its super Sunday ....then a Sunday roast would be a better utilisation of your time ;***Must be able to cook bacon!! Essential !! -A good sense of humour is a must ... I cannot -deal with any more whiny, sulky, stuck up idiots--Driving license isn't essential but will earn you bonus points-Your IQ must be over 105, stupidity really grinds my gears -If before night out you say "I'm getting drunk wooo" then go away your a nob -If you say any of these words then this position is not for you; YOLO, amazeballs, Emosh, tots, blud, reem, like (excessively), Fam.Now this is actually an internship so there will be no salary. However the bonuses are very satisfying. Please submit CV and cover letter in a personal message and I shall get back to you at my earliest convenience! Thank you! P.S Due to an influx of applicants, you are advised to send a detailed cover letter explaining why you would make an excellent girlfriend..... Pictures would be nice as well.... And if its group pictures at leased say which one you are !!
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GeoffOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
If you're looking for a sociable, ambitious guy with a sense of humour then maybe I'm your man! I love keeping fit, I religiously hit the gym 4 times a week and am generally quite sporty. I'm in to most types of music and love to go to festivals. I've most recently been to Download. I'm quite spontaneous, caring and brutally honest once I get to know someone (so don't ask me if your bum looks big if you don't want the truth)! Ha Ha. There's so much more to know, maybe I'll surprise you..