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Jesus, 30

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About Me

Over the years I learned how to think like a woman, so I know what you're thinking when you look at my photo of me laying in bed without a shirt on. But you're completely wrong. Completely. I can be very sarcastic and like to make jokes, even at inappropriate times.I'm brutally honest. Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer!I'm usually easy going, I like to go out at times but I am completely happy staying in and watching TV or relaxing and talking about anything and everything that takes thought.I'm laid back and want someone who has their own hobbies and friends and likes to do their own thing from time to time. I really value my alone time even when I'm doing nothing (which is almost never). I believe that absence makes the heart grow fonder, sometimes you have to miss some one to truly appreciate them. Plus i'm an introvert and I need to recover my energy.Family is very important to me, my own, but especially my 'Future Family'. I can't wait to settle down with someone and start a family. It's very important to me that I'm with someone who shares this excitement. I've focused on my career, and I've had plenty of fun, I am more than ready to start the next chapter in my life"She always makes the first move. It is inaudible, non-verbal, barely perceptible to the human eye, very ambiguous in motion, and quite possibly, unconsciously initiated by her subconscious, but a "move" by any definition and for all intents and purposes. As the first and final decision maker, she makes the "first move."But if no one sees it, if the male has not picked up on those signals, missed the third base coaches sign, not on the same page as the point guard, or on the same play being called in the huddle by the quarterback, there is no move at all. But if he picked up on the signal, at best, it would appear to the entire world to record for posterity that he made the first move, even he believes he's made the first move, and swaggers back and forth with his chest puffed out."

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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