SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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WolfeOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Here are your options:Option 1: We dress up as cops and both don moustaches. We'll walk downtown and cleanup this city of jaywalkers and litterbugs. If we find the time, maybe direct some traffic as a tandem. So, pack a whistle and white gloves.Option 2: We watch your two favorite movies and you talk about your feelings and life story while I listen intently without speaking. After those hours have passed, I remove that cardboard cutout of me that you've been hanging with and off we go to the zoo. We'll challenge the lion to a roaring contest and tap on the glass of the polar bear exhibit like we were at an aquarium.Option 3: We wear our best smedium shirts and bring a clip board with a list to the petting zoo. Then, begin to act as if we're strip club bouncers telling kids, "You're not on the list. You'll have to wait." To the ones that make it in, "There is a two juice box minimum, no touching of the animals, but you may throw your grains at them."
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StantonOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Looking to meet someone to enjoy life with. I love sports, family, animals, music, and all the simple things in life. They're awkward, something simple and short
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NigelOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Not very good at filling these things out, would rather talk to someone and let them get to know me rather than trying to describe myself. But in short I'm laid back and usually just go with the flow. I'm not on here looking for a hookup or anything like that I just don't do a lot of bar scenes or clubs and in this small town it's hard to meet new people. Just hit me up if you wanna know anything else.