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Jerrod, 28
United States, Washington, Maple Valley

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About Me

This profile contains traces of nuts!I know the proper use of they’re, their, and there, your and you’re, and its and it’s. And if you think you can out English-geek me, I also have a pet peeve for improper pronoun antecedent agreement. If you’re not an English nerd, just *** I said that and keep thinking I’m just a jock. Super!Things I've noticed so far:1.) "I like going out but I also like staying in."Thank goodness. I've been going nuts only getting half of my needs met, since I am also one of those rare people who enjoys both leaving my house and, sometimes, not leaving my house. It's rough for us living in a world that is otherwise divided neatly into house-leavers and non-house-leavers.2.) "I'm living life to the fullest."Judging by your profile picture, you could stand to occasionally live life a little less full, if you get my drift.3.) "I value honesty."Well, I'm glad you said so. I'm a compulsive liar who was planning in spinning the most outrageous web of deceit in order to trick you into bed, but I'll just move along now.4.) "I'm tired of the bar scene."Translation: Hope you don't mind being the 30th notch on the bedpost.5.) "I'm looking for a man who can make me laugh."*slowly puts away stamp collection*6.) "I love to make people laugh."You can start any time you like.7.) "I value my family and friends."I was really hoping for someone who hated the people most important to her so she could focus 100% of her attention on me.8.) "I'm looking for someone real."In my experience, fictional characters are much easier to deal with. 9.) "I like books, I'm always reading. I also like music and movies."WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO READ? WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? GIVE ME SOMETHING TO GO ON, WOMAN!10.) "Don't message me if you're a creep"How the heck would the poor guy knows if he is or not?11.) "I'm only looking to hang out or go on a few dates"So you want a bunch of free meals then...I want to learn how to bake!-5'er and I sometimes travel for work so I'd like to meet someone who doesn't mind going out in the evenings and weekends! Do any other Canadians wonder why we live up here and not in the tropics? I shake my fist over the fact we don't!Let's talk - don't be shy!We both have our own lives and sometimes space is a good thing!If you want to message me, you have to tell me a joke, that's the rule! ***Cheers, Making fun of slow walkers? Snobby wine and cheese tasting? Anything is fine with me!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

English
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