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Wilmer, 28
United States, Washington, Maple Valley

Offline, last seen Thu, 29 Jan 2026 02:03:52

About Me

Playlist of music while Im workingAtmosphereAlex clareAlt-JAnimal kingdomAsap RockyAgoraphobic nose bleedBlack flagBlood hound gangBury your deadChoking victimCancer BatsCannible corpseCow puncherConvergeCursedDillinger escape planDead and divineEvery time i dieEyedea and abilitiesFearFATAFight parisGallowsGraveyardHank IIILeftover crackMarvin gayeMurder city devilsParkway driveSuicide silenceTom waitsThe swordChanges every few days :)Food 4 Less has always been the old standby for when you want..well, you know....Food 4 Less!!I strolled into Food 4 Less sportin my fresh gear and lookin all fly and shit. The security guard at the door gave me a high five and was all "Hell ya! Steve's in the House!" As if on cue, Planet Rock started blaring out of the loud speaker. Then I picked up one of those 2 for $5 apple pies they have in the front and spun it on my finger like a basketball and strutted around the store. All the shoppers formed a dance line for me to walk through. I was greeted by the manager at the checkout line. He gestured to me to go to the vip line as he opened up the velvet rope. Then they let me bust a rhyme over the intercom. I passed the mic to the cashier to kick a few bars. I hopped up on the conveyer belt and totally did the moonwalk. Then the manager was all like "Yo, Steve! That pie is on the house!" and I was all like "It's cool, dude! Take this!" and I threw down a big moneybag filled with pirate treasure. Overall, my shopping experience was nice. The store was clean and they also have rotisserie chickens for sale. The pie kinda sucked. But what the hell? It's a Food4Less pie. You + Me = mall3:00 pm - 3:***I stand in position, the lights dim and the spotlight shines on me. 3:01:***continue standing and looking cool, I adjust my expensive sunglasses. Everyone stares silently and is in complete awe.3:01:***Eye of the Tiger blasts through the loud speakers. The spotlight follows as I begin to stride in sync with the song's sweet ass riff. 3:02:***I continue to strut along with the music as the lights fade in to reveal the crowd following me. 3:03:***The crowd is now strutting in sync behind me. People are joining in from everywhere. 3:03:******* 3:04:***The music stops and Kool Moe Dee jumps out of Taco Bell and rips into his smash hit "How ya Like me Now". Everybody busts into the biggest Electric Slide ever. 3:04:06 The guy at Sbarro's is surprised and the pizza dough lands on his head.5:07:***the music stops and I call for my horse - Lazersnort. 5:09:00 a vortex opens from thin air and my trusty steed emerges. I hop on and Lazersnort rears up. We ride through the mall and the crowd roars like a lion***I give a thumbs up....and freeze frame.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco R&B Caribbean Chinese Greek Korean Mexican
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