SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MoyalfaroOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Moyalfaro. I am never married catholic mixed man without kids from Goldendale, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SheldonOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hi, I want to make this as simple as possible. I enjoy witty sarcastic humor. I want to meet someone who is up for any physical activity (I.e. hiking, kayaking, random yoga class). At the same time someone who wants to get Ben and Jerry's ice cream and redbox for a night. I'm a busy person with work who enjoys their free time so please don't waste mine. I love country music so if you don't you better own some earplugs. All in all, just be real I don't want 50 conversations back and forth. If you want to go out let me know. I don't need pen pals. Nothing should be typical.
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JonaOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Ok here I am amidst literally hundreds of beautiful women here on plenty of fish, and all can say to myself is ... Why the **** are YOU here ? It stands to reason that being particularly attractive, would no doubt get you hit on by several guys a week if you go out in public at all, correct ?Why would you put yourself on a site where ( from what I hear from female friends) the guys generally start conversations with phrases like " Baby you so hot, you need to get wit me ASAP" or " send me a picture of your tits" Obviously, subject 1 has never spoken to a female or gone on a date in his entire life.. because me being a male knows for a fact that women, dating and ASAP do not go together. Dates ( for a guy ) generally turn into a standoff situation, involving the guy in his car sending a text saying " I'm here :-)" followed by a response by the potential date saying " I'm running late, be out in a few" ... 12 minutes later, " hey, I'm just making sure I'm at the right house do you see me ?" again replied to by " Just have to put on my makeup and dress, 5 mins tops " ... That's where the sinking feeling in the bowels of your stomach kicks in, every guy knows 5 minutes to put on makeup and a dress is virtually impossible for a woman, even at gunpoint ( I presume.. "just relax and listen to some music" your inner monologue says. Frustration ensues and you turn off the stereo with visions of goldfish and a sick purple beast intended to entertain small children dancing in your head. 2 hours and 37 minutes later.. The date you intended to pick up and take to the fancy Italian place in the center of town emerges beautiful, happy and very apologetic but visibly disturbed by your classic ride. TO BE CONTINUED …. ( you know when I feel like typing again) Something out of the ordinary.