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Tyler
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Tyler. I am never married atheist caucasian man without kids from Chehalis, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Kaptkabbage
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Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
♊, ENTJ, Ravenclaw, 👻kavmann. My Friends call me Kabbage, yes with a K, its my fave letter. I've got the mind of Barney Stinson💦, the heart of Jim Halpert👔, and the spirit of Ron Swanson🎷🥓. My biggest complaint is there is no cabbage emoji🥦 or the sun is in my eyes so i can't stop squinting.☀️ I love music🎧 everything from .38 Special to Clyde Carson.▶️. Fave animals are🐙🐧. I love my car🚘, nautical⚓ shit is awesome. Oh, I've seen way to much How i meet your mother😜
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Samir
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Sorry about the shameless self-promotion in the photos, it is a dating site after all with ***s of people on; why should we have to go through the awkward moment of thinking each other might be a 50yr fat man! We are all a little shallow below the surface.Hard working and bored. I live away from home in the week and need something more than work and the gym; craving adventure. I'm looking for interesting people who can hold a conversation and don't take themselves too seriously.I'm intelligent and athletic, have 3 tattoos, 2 of which are cover-ups . I enjoy going out for a drink as much as staying in and cooking. I enjoy films and music but who doesn't. Classic FM and Radio 4 are on in my car more than Radio 1! If you're even a little bot curious send me a message; at the very least you'll get a free drink and a laugh out of it.What makes me unique...my finger prints?If I was rich enough summer would be for surfing and winter for snowboarding, you want to finance fantasy lifestyle let me know.UPDATESo a few things i've discovered about women from your profiles:-You've all dressed up as Wally-You don't like pictures of willies-You don't like writing about yourselves in little boxes-You like cuddles-Some of you are missing keys on your keyboard and/or don't know where the Caps Lock isSo i'm offering the following free classes; sign up now to avoid disappointment!-Fancy dress creativity classes (photographic examples available on request)-Male genitalia inoculation classes-Creative auto-description writing classes-Cuddle withdrawal classes-Eats, Shoots and Leave available on AmazonHappy to help! No such thing as a generic first date, tell me about yourself and I'll tell you what you'll enjoy.