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AustintalamantesOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Austintalamantes. I am separated spiritual but not religious hispanic man without kids from Woods Cross, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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ChristoperOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
hello I am martyn....I once dated a circus midget so I know what good lovin is.....I once stole the last seat on a bus from an old woman .....I enjoy playing "hide the sausage" and "chase the retarded kid"...they are such fun games. my favorite sport is seal clubbing ...though I prefer to club the new borns the adults are a challenge too......I was once arrested for using a cat as a hammer. Sometimes I stare at my naked ass and wonder what it would look like with a smilie face on each cheek....the rest is pretty straight forward...I was raised by nomads in africa where I was know as "White Boy" ..;the wizard of oz".. at the age of 16 I was well known in the city of bath for using crack whores in art sculptures.. I then graduated from "; with a degree in Pimpin.. Which brings us to present day....so hello I hope you enjoyed my profile as much as I like hiding things from old ppl and then telling them they are losing their minds and having them put in a nursing home.. if your lucky, ill take you for some fish n chips ;)
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MattOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
I'm pretty laid back so looking for someone similar who can take a bit of banter and doesn't take life too seriously.Send me a message if you fancy a chat/like Geordies with hairy chests/aren't taller than me. Ta Meet the parents.