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Christoper, 28
United States, Utah, Woods Cross

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About Me

hello I am martyn....I once dated a circus midget so I know what good lovin is.....I once stole the last seat on a bus from an old woman .....I enjoy playing "hide the sausage" and "chase the retarded kid"...they are such fun games. my favorite sport is seal clubbing ...though I prefer to club the new borns the adults are a challenge too......I was once arrested for using a cat as a hammer. Sometimes I stare at my naked ass and wonder what it would look like with a smilie face on each cheek....the rest is pretty straight forward...I was raised by nomads in africa where I was know as "White Boy" ..;the wizard of oz".. at the age of 16 I was well known in the city of bath for using crack whores in art sculptures.. I then graduated from "; with a degree in Pimpin.. Which brings us to present day....so hello I hope you enjoyed my profile as much as I like hiding things from old ppl and then telling them they are losing their minds and having them put in a nursing home.. if your lucky, ill take you for some fish n chips ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Museums Walking Cricket Motorcycle Racing Computer Games
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