SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KitOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
*** have a morning ritual ... I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I like to stop the microwave at the very last second so it feels like I defused a bomb. Also, I like to cook minute rice for 58 seconds to be rebellious . I listen to "; I don't stop at stop signs in parking lots. I answer blocked phone calls #yolo I can be confrontational in public if someone is acting a fool- like a sheit parking job. Now *** becoming angry or flipping someone off, I just give them a thumbs up and say " no no, you did a great job parking sir, you totally earned a gold star on the board ". Its my debt to society. If you send me a message that says "hi" or "I want to sit on your face" , I wont respond, even if there's a FIRE! Oh, and once upon a time a Tranny (picture Juan the maintenance man with make up and a 5 o'clock shadow) was tryna holla at me on here. Just to clarify, I am here to find a woman, and not a variation of one. Shout out to Juan, thanks playboy! I recently bought some bear mace to protect my anus from any sort of penetration. " she's got a big booty, so I call her big booty girl" - Barrack Obama ^ thats deep * physical attraction is important . I place a high importance on my health and fitness, therefore its important that you display that effort as well ie average/athletic body types.* Ill bring my rape whistle and meet you in a well lit area in public . No exceptions!
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AridaiOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Ohh how to even start! I am a gentleman and I will always open the door... hard to believe I know, but I was taught right and my dad would still kick my *** if I didn't! I do go to church when I can, and I take my little girl when we can make it! My little girl is my life and comes first..Now don't get me wrong I can still have fun and I do. I like simple things and just enjoying life!I love going to my favorite mexican restraunt and having a margarita and enjoying time with friends. I love the outdoors, getting out of the house in search of new adventures. I am laid back, easy going, and can still party when I need too. Sometimes I also just like to cuddle up on the couch and watch some low budget movie from redbox..I am ***lbs. I have a beautiful daughter who has absolutely changed my life and stole my heart! I would consider myself a genuine good guy. I love trying new things and I stay fairly active in my hobbies. I am a bit of a thrill seeker, if it sounds fun, I want to do it! I'm on a fitness kick right now and I haven't felt better!
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CoenOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I'm a hardworking fun loving dad that has morals an values. Since looks r ***of the law if u c me an really wanna know more then msg me. I'm up for most anything unless its just downright stupid. Anything else....ask. First dates are too complicated anymore. Let's go somewhere funShjkFill in the blanks FeignsGuff nutsDdbjyGfsdcfybncad