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United States, Oregon, Albany

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When you post a group photo, you will unquestionably be the least attractive guy in it. Just don't do it.And laundry lists of grievances are incredibly unattractive. So is exclamation! mark! abuse!!!***Quick & Dirty ---I am: 5'8" 135#, intelligent, quiet, affectionate, generous, dependable, homebody I like: animals, cooking, diners, cars, movies, video games, backrubs, shopping, building/fixing/cleaningYou are: intelligent, mature, affectionate, responsible, easy going, nonsmoker, nonfatYou like: movie nights, dogs, cuddlingBonus points if: hairy, bearded, bottom/vers***Extended ---I'm a little bit country; I'm a little bit OCD.-mannered fish. I warm up to new people and situations very slowly, which can make me seem rude (I tend to be overly cautious around people until I trust them). I like intellectual, emotional, and physical intimacy, simple expectations, and mutual understanding. Challenging conversations, comfortable silences, curiosity, open minds, and flexible goals. I believe intelligence and humility are two great tastes that taste great together.I like video games and movies, roller coasters and cars, and warm quiet nights. I love animals and don't eat them. I carry a Mary Poppins bag full of bad rhymes and inappropriate humor. I am most definitely an acquired taste.I typically fall for muscular older guys with a good foundation (career, house, car) or cute young guys looking for stability and security. I'm happiest with someone gentle, sensitive, and thoughtful... but confident and protective. I like guys who own a toolbox and can build a deck or *** dishwasher. Guys who prefer the driver's seat, and know an Acura from an Audi. Guys who can grow a tomato and use it in a recipe. Bonus points for hairy, bearded, and bottom/vers.I would like someone to grow with. Someone reasonable, responsible, reliable, and dedicated. Someone who loves to be held. I believe if just one thing is worth living for, it's lying at night next to someone you love.***Why is he still typing ---Online dating is like shopping in a mall that doesn't take credit and everything you want costs more than you've ever had in your wallet. Half get ***, half get a "thanks", and once in a blue moon you find a connection. *** times, text for a while, maybe even have a date... and suddenly someone loses interest. One of you is too needy or too distant, too boring or too intense, too sexual or too prudish, too lazy or too active, too shy or too outgoing, too stupid or too smart, too closeted or too flamboyant, etc etc etc. (Don't get me wrong, I'm guilty too)Relationships are about growth and compromise and being open to new experiences. We're probably never going to find our "perfect" man, and yet we're not willing to bend on our wishlists. We're all different but still hang onto countless deal-breakers, and carelessly pass up opportunities to expand our palate with guys who might be wonderful given a chance. I'm so tired of finding a profile that sounds fantastic (he's a nerd! he loves dogs! he's adorable!), ***, and being *** hard is it to be gracious? How hard is it to be flexible? I work a boring office job, I live a simple boring life, I work out and hate every minute of it, I have 3 close friends, my dog means the world to me, and all I've ever wanted is to find someone to love who makes me feel wanted. Everything else is details.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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