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About Me

I hate these lessons in vanity. I don't know what to expect from this site. I do know that I received about 25 *** an hour of creating my profile that informed me of these 40-something men in places like Saskatchewan that want to meet me.....so my hopes aren't set too high :-)Making others laugh is my favorite thing. I love learning something new above most other things. I like to be active and experience life. Its nice to learn about people through conversation so these online things make me uneasy. I'm a social butterfly. I'm vulgar and childish at times. I say stupid sh*t mostly to get a reaction, but sometimes I just find humor in *** humor can be offensive to some, and my sarcasm is uncontrollable.I've spent the last several years working on becoming the person that I want to be, and as I creep closer to that I realize more and more how I want to share it with someone. I work full-time, as I continue with school full-time, and in the interim I surround myself with friends and family as much as possible. My schedule does not have room for bullshit, fly-by-night men, or hook-ups. I'm here to find something real.I sound so serious......I'm not that type of person. I'm a big kid who is looking for someone to be silly and adventurous with, as long as that person can switch into adult mode when necessary.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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  • Lathan

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    Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    Well hello, welcome to my pond.I am currently getting my masters in mental health counseling. However, sometimes I think of giving it all up, to become a stripper. Just kidding....maybe. I haven't had time to read a good book, in forever; except magazines on the toilet. I love 80's movies, horror and comedies. My current favorites are Bridesmaids and Excision.I watch a lot of television. Some of my favorites are: True Blood, American Horror Story, Shameless, Misfits, Skins, Raising Hope, Modern Family, Happy Endings.Musically, I am prone to both club and depressing chick music. If someone would produce a dubstep version of Patsy Cline, I would be all over that.I love to laugh and make people laugh.I have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor.My biggest pet peeves, are unearned egos and people whom lack respect.There are no pedestals. I am mainly looking for quality over quantity, in the form of friendships. If anything grows, great, but I am currently out of fertilizer. I am one of the many "shy at first, but warm up quickly" types. So, if any of this interests you, or you would like to offer your condolences, feel free to message me. Not ending up dead.

  • Karl

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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I'm a native New Yorker, hailing from Queens - with an accent and sarcastic sense of humor to boot.I love all things sweet. Checking out new bakeries and dessert hot spots is one of my favorite things to do. My creative outlet is baking and developing my own recipes. Sadly, I cannot cook to save my life.I'm not into the scene, nor am I really a drinker. I'll enjoy an occasional night at the bar, but I much prefer doing chill things, such as hanging at the park, going to the movies (popcorn and soda required), trying a new restaurant, and just relaxing at home with the TV or a video game.Currently, I'm working in the corporate fashion industry, doing product development for pants, shorts, and denim (I'm not a fashion designer).However, I'm addicted to sweets and trying to kick-start my own baked goods company.Hoping to meet someone worthwhile on here. A best friend who also goes by the title, boyfriend.Favorite... I also love superhero, disaster, and scary films.Music: I love most kinds of music, especially music with a dance beat. Love that 90s House, 70s Disco, and Top 40.Shows: Once Upon A Time, Grimm, Glee, Modern Family, Gossip Girl, The Food Network, Real Housewives of NJ.Foods: chicken parm, bacon, pad thai, mac 'n cheese, gnocchi, quesadilla, mozzarella, cemita, duck confit, pizza, avocado.We'll get along if...-You can eat 4 cupcakes (or equivalent dose of sugar) in one sitting without remorse.-You carry Pokèballs around, in the hopes of finding a completely random stranger to battle.-You love watching horror movies because you love getting scared and, let's face it, it's a great excuse to cuddle and squeeze.-You always grab an item from the back of the shelf, because it's superior to the one at the front.--You're quite the versatile type.-You can laugh at yourself and don't take life too seriously.-You know how to have and keep up a two-way conversation.

  • Timmy

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    Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    Im a total geek, comics, anime, computers and such. I do have a very big romantic streak and like to take things slow at first. Very shy till the ice is broken and melted away :). Adventrus and spontainus. Love the out doors. Not a big drinker but when it happens I prefer to be with friends either at their place or mine, never really liked the bar scene lol. What else can be said if anything just ask ill answer just about any question. (Please if you just looking for sex dont ask hook up are not my style) thanks.

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