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Howie, 26
United States, Nebraska, Sidney

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About Me

DISCLAIMER: This profile comes with a money-back guarantee, if you are not completely satisfied within 30 days of reading this, you can return back to born times and mediocre guys free of charge. :-)I shouldn't really be telling you this but when I play basketball I make more shots than a bartender. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day, I'm 6'3" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. When you meet me you will think I am a rockstar who lost his guitar. I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind.You're not going to believe it, but I party like it's ***. I am America's next top model on the inside. I never perspire. My strenghths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly winning money because of my Irish genetics. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars.-wrestling. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children want to be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symetrical Christmas trees. I eat soup, I'm a go-getta. Basically....I rock My perfect date is a non-date. It's two people being together and getting to know each other. How about we stay in the moment and explore? If we get past that then the romance will flow easily if it's there to be shared. In other words, I don't date. I connect and explore the possibility of what can happen.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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