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About Me

*** - This is me competing in New Zealand's Next Top Comedian and my first time on stage. More importantly I'm a Virgo. So *** taking individual responsibility for my actions I'll cast off all blame onto an astrological alignment for my behavior.Playing jokes on people is a good time, like having a small bag of trash or juice box, holding it out as if you want to hand it to a person, then when they grab it keep walking and laugh as they say, 'aww man, what the fuc#?' Umshini Wam may be the greatest film ever. I don't drink socially as noted above, I drink when I please, with company or without. I don't feel compelled to have a beverage because others are. Sometimes I drink every night of the week. Sometimes no night of the week. Sometimes one beverage, sometimes like a fish.I only put Caucasian because 'Cracker' and 'Chicken Skin' were not available. Nor is 'Pastafrarian' available under religion. judge people by their character, not their skin color.Message me if you're interested to hang out. Peace. I have train horns in the trunk of my car. Lets go for a ride, h0nk h0nk h0nkedy Fuc#ink honk H0NK!!!. We can go sing karaoke on the PA system in department/grocery stores, Or chilling in the park, or a bar.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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