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Celosia, 49

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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I am a very active,upbeat,spicy, creative,down to earth,fun loving woman who loves to laugh and live life to the fullest . I enjoy being outdoors & love nature and surround myself with beautiful things we are so blessed to have on this earth. Having a good attitude and living a healthy lifestyle is extremely important to me and should be for you as well. I am into working out, walking, hiking and just started doing yoga and meditation....I am looking to meet someone to share and enjoy life with and build a future together with. Someone who is Outdoorsy, healthy and fit, intelligent,stable,kind, loyal, funny and has a good sense of humor. Someone who likes to laugh,and have great conversation. Family kind of guy. I love adventure and have an entrepreneur spirit who is into traveling, road trips, exploring, spiritual developement, going to the beach,camping, boating taking long walks. I also enjoy Art, Fashion, Music, Dancing, Shopping for antiques/vintage items, going out to the theater and concerts.. I am also very content just staying home and cooking for others, crafting and working on home projects. I enjoy spending time with my friends and family and do a little gardening which keeps me very busy. I have raised two awesome kids and they are still a huge part of my life. If you want to know more just ask me..If you think we could have a good connection and would like to meet ... message me. Meet for coffee or a drink and determine if there is a mutual interest. If there is a connection then we should go out on a second date. I would prefer to go to lunch or dinner.

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