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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Mara

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I have a unique, quirky personality. I follow the spirit and don't require an explanation when it tells me to "turn here, ect". I am an honest, professional, dedicated and responsible person and am looking for the same. I have never had the financial means to do much traveling so I have learned to appreciate the simple things in life. I love to cuddle, take walks, go to the beach and watch movies. I try to always be grateful for the things that I have. I am looking for a man, not a boy, who is stable and knows how to treat a lady. I am not a princess but I do enjoy being treated like I am special and wanted without being overly possessed. My favorite music is new country but I also like soft rock, etc. I have raised 3 kids and my middle son ***years) lives with me. I have no grandkids but are looking forward to them some day in good time. I cannot stand sushi or spicy foods but I like American, Mexican and Italian. Foods aren't a big deal to me and actually my all time favorite is a Costco hotdog! I am impressed by your efforts, creativity, open mind, joyful spirit, and attentiveness. I am seriously looking for the last love of my life. I realize we must meet and get to know each other for that so I will not, nor do I expect you to, commit to me at a first meet. I don't need the extra girl emotional drama in my life anymore, so I am not going to sleep around. I have things that I do in my life, so I appreciate a planner with a little bit of spontaneousness over someone that is much more of a last minute doer. For a first meeting, I prefer it to be over coffee or a drink. Something easy and quick. If we both enjoy each others company and there is some positive chemistry there, we can always plan another time for a real date.

  • Jael

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I enjoy many of life's simple pleasures... there are many facets to me... makes life more fun! Life is meant to be fun. And it's meant to be shared. So I'm looking for a long time best friend (I'm an ESFJ), partner in crime to fall in love with for the second half of my life. Movies, dinner, sunsets, trips, concerts. Chemistry is key. Stable and intelligent (I may be blonde, but I graduated valedictorian and summa cum laude) but not boring (I was a dancer and a cheerleader... and I design for a living). Honesty, too. And a sense of humor. Does this resonate with you? Our first date? Perhaps simply meeting for coffee or a drink and see if we click. Chemistry is key. : )

  • Floria

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    Simple kind of girl. Dont need much to be happy. Down to earth and dont like drama. Not into gosip and non judgemental. Accept people for who they are and not looking to change anyone. Not a bar fly and would much rather hang at friends and bbq. I enjoy all outdoor stuff and dont watch much tv. Love to wake board, rollerblade, dirt bike ride, walking my dog. Pretty much love anything to do with water. Started my own company 12 years ago. Love what I do. Nice to not be stuck in some office and have the freedom to make my own schedule. Kinda a tomboy but still a girly girl. Love to wear sundresses, but usually with flip flops. Dont always wear make up. Dont need it to feel pretty. Believe life is what you make of it. We are what we think. I have God in my life and cant live without Him. Believe in Prayer and love my church family. Pretty important that you need God as well. Looking for a best friend to share my life with. Since of humor is a must. I crack myself up daily! Lol! Must be secure and happy. Not looking to fix anyone. Not into the profiles where some guy is showing off their mussles or all the toys they have. I am looking for someone that takes care of himself and eats healthy. I rarely eat fast food and never drink sodas.Good luck in your search. =) coffee or a beer to see if their is a connection

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