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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

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