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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Jeanette

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Why did I have to ask if you read my profile? Because, I'm a T-girl/CD looking to meet new people for fun and friendship. And I am not the type of person who likes to "surprise" anyone. Your are welcome to ask me any questions you may haveabout being a crossdresser, just keep it clean, please. I am very chatty and personable. I like respectful people who indulge in conversation and entertainment. I am not a full time woman nor do I ever wish to be. I like myself the way I am. I have not had any thing added or removed.I am nocturnal. I am just more relaxed that way. I love to have fun and that's why I'm here. My idea of a first date would be:That u show up!

  • Taryn

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Hi, Thanks for visiting. I'm 48, love to laugh, enjoy good conversation, am single for the first time in a very long time and would love to find someone with compatible interests, including a simple desire to just hang out and enjoy each others' company. I'm not particular on how we might spend time together, as I enjoy a lot of variety in activities. My main interest is in finding someone who is sincere, authentic, can be direct about what they want and is willing to take a chance and explore the possibilities together. I work on felted wool sculptures for fun, and used to do it for a living. I'm uniquely intuitive, empathetic, thoughtful and kind. As part of that, I'm open minded, and can consider many points of view on any given subject. For example, I'm a liberal, but I love Adam Carolla. But I still feel like I'm getting to know this amazing town and would love someone to explore it with. I had a 17 year marriage, now divorced, and happily with no baggage. Not every divorce has a villain, and I'm grateful to be spared baggage, and drama in that department. I have a 14 year old daughter, who lives with me half the time. I love being a parent, but am also enjoying the freedom of being "kid-free" and getting to create a richer life for it. So, the best of both worlds.I can be assertive, but would really love a man who would also like to take the lead, and isn't afraid to.I've never been to Timberline and have just realized that. I would like to do that on a date some time. Oh, and if you can ever swing tickets to Book of Mormon, there will be vast rewards for you.-pop, or mariachi, then we're cool.;; Garfunkel and Dolphins Healing Radio). : -)I do TV mostly in binge form these days, with long dry spells in between.I'm smart, and not afraid to share my opinion. But I'm also keenly interested in what you're thinking, too, and will seek out your thoughts and opinions.All of this stuff about hobbies, taste in music and love of animals is kind of beside the point for me. I'm most interested in the fact that you have interests, and are not content to sit and watch tv every night in lieu of being actively engaged in a life that you love, or are working to build.I'm proud of having survived a rough start in life, and not letting it define me. I'm more insightful and compassionate than most people you will meet because of it. Starting life like a feral cat means that I'm comfortable in my own skin, know what I want and need, know who I am and am comfortable in charting my own course, even if it doesn't match that of the mainstream. I hope that you, too, are accepting of yourself. Both because I would want that for everyone, but also because untormented types are usually easier to live with and more fun to be around.And, lastly, this year has been dedicated to firsts for me, and to trying new things. I hope you, too, have a bit of adventure and spirit to bring to the table. Let's meet up for coffee or a drink, have an old fashioned conversation and take it from there!

  • Madelaine

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I'm upbeat, optimistic, and simply looking--could be casual date, or something more. I will know it when I see and feel it.. Really love to dance as in performing arts, cook, travel to Europe. Love a variety of music,books, art, dance movement and fitness classes I love my work.career. Love coffee.I workout everyday and I like fit men. Don't want to be anyone's queen or princess or pampered or emotionally wipe and diaped.--I am gregarious/social/fun loving-- I am Looking for an interesting, interesting..very interesting person..He must be bright, physically and financially fit.--hopefully loving the work or projects he is into. Hope he may love travel to Europe--since I am there frequently.Looking for healthy, emotionally stable--please--.no depressives.no over weight couch potatoes, no messy hoarders, --.kind ,warm ,generous, charitable, loving, neat individual.***I am age agnostic--but sincerely hope your pictures are absolutely current..and represent an accurate likeness of the person I may be meeting.. greatest irritation and waste of time when pics are in disconnect. my pics are current and are changed weekly--so what u see is what u get...no b.s. First-- If chemistry--then maybe lunch or dinner--or both. Or in the alternative..we can meet at a gym, work out and then grab coffee.---if chemistry--see choice one.

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