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Danita, 47

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About Me

My profile says I'm 47, but I am really ***it won't let me change it and I don't wanna start over. Deal with it! I also want to make it clear that 'I am not a Barbie"! I am a rubenesque woman that is - um - very much shaped like a woman - but soft in all the right places - muahahahaha! (If you have no sense of humor you may stop here.)I challenge you to watch this video and not laugh! - *** I gotta say - I really love wine! I'm a successful business owner and am not afraid to work hard and play harder. I love to travel and see the world and my work gives me the opportunity to do that some. I Love to have fun and laugh and find that when I'm with the right person, I can have fun doing just about anything. I'm a passionate person in many ways and am not afraid to get involved in my community and be a real friend. I am an empathetic and compassionate person also, and care deeply about the people in my life. I have also been accused of going to the extreme to keep my word - as is witnessed by the decade it took me to leave my marriage. I was married for 30 years to a good man, just not the one to end it with. So what say you? Are you interested?I saw this quiz on someone's profile and decided to steal it - it'll tell you a bit about me.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Not loving lunch meat so much - would rather have salmon or something.IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Absolutely. If you want a friend, you have to be a friend.WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Already haveDO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF STRONG? Yes - in more ways than anyone should have to be.WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? A bit insecure about myself, and would like to lose a little weight.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? I am my favorite animal - rawr! but really - My cute kittie - who is an attention whore. Update - I have adopted a dog that I absolutely have fallen in love with. He loves me and I love him and holy crap - he is just HUGE! WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the windIF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? All of them - I am diverse! I'm also an awesome woman - and when my wings are clipped, I keep flying - on a broomstick - I'm versatile like that.FAVORITE SMELL? The smell of freshness after a summer rain. Oh and the smell of a man that has just showered - yummy!FAVORITE DRINK? Snow skiing, hiking, and various other activities.FAVORITE FOOD? Pepper steak from Grinders 13 on ***south state - definitely worth the drive - or Sushi from the Ginza - gotta love that X-roll.WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Would rather focus on laughter.BELIEVE IN GOD? I do believe in God, just not sure what God looks like. Actually I'm just not so sure.SPRING OR FALL? Both. Fall for the colors, Spring for the smells.WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? Undies and a sports bra, or commando Mostly commando - I just can't handle all that restriction.WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Books? Read? Who has time for that?FAVORITE SOUNDS? Having someone tell you they care. Also, wind through trees and thunder storms. And I love music with a message.BEATLES OR ROLLING STONES? Both. Beatles for their genius. Rolling Stones for their endurance. Isn't Mick Jagger like ***years old? No really - he's right in style now - zombies everywhere.DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I have skillz ***Ya know, Skillz - Gosh! Who knows? I think it could explain the pyramids among other things. And I bet we're not alone!WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GET MAD? I get real quiet - but honestly it takes a lot to get me really mad.FAVORITE SHOW? Used to be "Lost", but then it lost me - muahahahahaha...(pun intended) Now it's gotta be'Breaking Bad' - totally awesome and I love breaking with the bad! I'm totally not kidding about Breaking Bad - that is some awesome shit.LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Oh - ya - Identity Thief. It was kinda funny. I do like Justin Bateman. Now then - Arrested Development - that's some great writing and a great show right there! BTW's I do know the difference between their, there and they're as well as your and You're. - just sayin.FAVORITE ACTOR? So many to chose from - so much eye candy! - today - He is an inspiration for turning your life around.FAVORITE ACTRESS? Kathy Bateman - so diverseFAVORITE QUOTE\SAYING? I have several of them - "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got." "You miss 100% of the shots you never take." "When you believe in your dreams, they may come true. When you believe in yourself, they will come true." So many othersFAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The current one....there is only the present.WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU? My kids inspire me, and when someone does something completely unexpected it renews my faith in the human race, and finally, knowing I "scoreboarded" a cop by slamming on the brakes before he can nail me with his radar gun. LMAO! - ooooouuuu - that is such a good feeling!FAVORITE CAR? Oh to have one again - ya know updated with all the newest gadgets of course!IF YOU HAD A 7 DAY PAID VACATION TO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? I think a cruise of any kind would be fun.FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Sunday morning. Now truly a day of rest *** a day of stressed. I get to be 'Easy like Sunday morning'.ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX.......HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses. (Kisses mean more to me because they mean more from the sender…. You can get a hug from just about anyone.) But I actually love both, sometimes I would just like to be held and feel safe.THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their eyes, height, personality, laugh, smell, body.TALL OR SHORT? I must admit that I like tall men.LIGHTS ON OR OFF? depends on what I'm doing - sometimes dimmed light is the best. - very romantic and sexy!So there you have it - you know a bit about me. Let me know if you'd like to chat.Red

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sabrina

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Let's try this again..........So many changes in my life over the last 2 year, not even sure where to start on here. I am a mother of 4. I have one birth son who is ***damn I am getting old LMAO). I have 3 adopted children 23, 21 and 20 with (FASD) Fetal Allcohol Spectrum Disorder, RAD (Reactive Spectrum Disorder), Bi-Polar and from there the list goes on depending on which child we are talking about. Some times I am kinda lost I will admit it, I am not always sure what my purpose in life is anymore. However I am excited to find out. For the first time in my life, I get to make my choices based on what I need *** someone else. So here is to new beginnings can’t wait to see what life has in store for me ;-)Guess I have to add this again, just can't help myself. For all those men out there who say they don't want drama, drama is a part of life, if you are alive you are going to get drama. Now if you are saying you don't want someone who starts drama, I get it, or tries to drag you into it. But let's be honest here, if you want a drama free relationship, try a blow up doll........... But you might want a roll of duct tape just in case............... Just sayin' LMFAOYes I am a bit warped, life tends to do that to us. But *** telling me what a nice guy you are why don't you show me? Never had a guy come up to me yet and say I am a jerk................. Oh wait maybe a few of them LMAOAlways remember "The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." Just sayin'One more thing that I shouldn't even have to add but guess some don't get it. If you are married or in a relationship, move on, not interested just sayin'Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning how to dance in the rain...........

  • Nelle

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I've been an at home mom for 21 years. Married for 24. I have 2 great boys still at home 16, 10. Two older kids 24 and 22. The 24, my girl, beautiful and yet the toughest son I ever had. The 3 boys are just my guys. They tell mom all the nitty gritty yet have respect and dont pass gas in front of me. LOL Girls gotta have standards. I have 3 wonderful grandbabies, couple of dogs and 2 horses. I used to team pen and that is a HOOT. Just started my young horse, who I think will be good at it. So, really now the shiznit~I miss a nice guy to give me that 2 second phone call telling me "Have a good one". Getting to take care of someone that has never been treated with respect by a lady. Knowing that if I wake up and my eyes are all smeared he'll tell me "I'm glad I have you n ur messy hair to wake up to." Not looking to date around, sleep around, bar hop, or ditch my kids all the time for a guy. I really like doing yardwork, cooking, dirtbikes and cars (which I can work on both, really I'll prove it), home improvement projects. I work with developmentally challenged adults and I love my job. I am working toward my nursing degree. Uncomfortable I'm sure. Maybe DQ, coffee, light lunch, something easy.

  • Voncile

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    Hmm about me..i love to do stuff outside when the weather nicei like cookin bakin camping fishing 4by4ing concets movies cuddling ..i like most music but no rap lol im not lookin for someone jump in bed with i am old fashioned lolMy son is my pride n joy same as my stepdaughter n grandkids they r my life mess with them then u have problems lol i have a good sense of humour n always happy if u wanna no more just askPs men plz have a pic bfore u send me a message thanx Hmmm first date coffee walk on beach watever we decide lol

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