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About Me

I think I'm funny as hell. YOU may not think so, but I SLAY myself. I love to dance. I can't sing, but I do it anyway, so beware. I can't chew gum without swallowing it. Clowns scare the bejeezus outta me. I can't pee outdoors, so I don't go camping. I'm not afraid to leave the house in a baseball cap and no makeup. I'm fluent in sarcasm. I'm a master at practical jokes.I can't whistle. Sometimes I snort when I laugh. I hate coffee. I'm smarter than I look. I love watching football and will occasionally scream at the TV if my team is losing. I hate to argue, but love a good 'debate'. I try not to laugh when people trip, but sometimes I can't help myself. I don't like dark chocolate. I love the smell of babies. I fall when I bowl. I can pick small objects up off the floor with my toes. I'm a great cook. I can do a cartwheel, but not a somersault. Enough random useless facts about me?*EDITORS NOTE*Since profile was written I've learned to tinkle outdoors (it's all in the stance), and found out that I actually enjoy camping. (clowns still scare the bejeezus outta me though) I don't think the first meeting counts as a date.. more of a 'meet and greet'... check and see if we 'click' and then go from there... I'm up for pretty much anything except for the circus...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Lysandra

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    ME: single mom..kids come first, I work, have car, own home, have friends, hunting since I'm 5, cook, love animals hate B.S. Drama, liars, cheaters.....Ask away..............Looking for: Man(not another child), must like kids...must have Harley, must work, own car and love family.............anything else is a bonus.There is a lot more to me but if you write to much it seems to confuse people...lolP.S. Almost forgot...I'm a wise ass! lol Best first date would be a ride on a Harley in the moon light, stop for something to eat and ride some more!

  • Aniya

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I am a retail store owner in a small town who is independent but would love to find someone to spend time with. I am a comppasionate, caring and honest person who likes to have fun. I love doing photography, spending time with friends, love to fish, love music and love to shop, hence....owning my own retail store. I am looking to start off spending time getting to know someone first and create a great friendship and then go from there. I believe its important to be friends first before you can truly take the next step. I love to have fun and will try most anything once. I love all styles of music except heavy rap and heavy metal. I have been in relationships where the others have children and feel its important to be respectful of your time and relationship together and yet will be accepting of them and treat them as I would my own children. I am a spiritual person and try to always do good to others and be kind. I believe in treating someone how I would like to be treated in return. I will be that honest person in which I would like to build a trusting relationship filled with fun, laugher and love. I think a first date can be so many things and am open to alot of things. Ideally I think its great to talk first whether on the phone or *** to know each other first and then on the first date you have a little bit of knowledge as to what each others likes are etc. That way the first date can be something you both enjoy. So am game for most ideas. Sometimes its fun to step out of the box and have an unusual first date etc. But the common first date is always nice as well...supper, movie etc.

  • Ray

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    iam a big hearted girl who is caring loving and loves movies the zoo long walks. i luv children. i Like all music but hard rock. i luv dogs and animals. iam a people person and i love taking care of people. I have been going to the gym 3 to 5xs a week, trying to get healthy and tone up,i. Have been going to the gym for a month now and lost 25 lbs. And would like to lose 10 to 20 more and tone up so more,i am not fat i am a thick girl with a little muscles and i carry my self well . I would love to take someone with me to have someone to talk to and help me with which machines i need to work on. Its hard talking about yourself but i want u to know alittle about me. I would love to live near a beach, i love the water and the sun. I enjoy people, and like to talk alot. I like scary movies and romantic ones. I like to make people laugh and make them feel better. I own my house and have a vehicle, i am very independent woman and i have been taking care of my self since i was 18 yrs. Old bnd taking care of my son since i was 20. I have alot of love to offer someone and for someone to love me in return. I think family and friends are very important and God and my faith are also. The simple things in life are important to me,.i just a plain jane who so desperately wants to be in love again. I love the little notes left on my pillow and the cute little texs just thinking about u and the hand made cards. I love it when a my man looks at me and smiles at from across the room and gives me a kiss that.knocks my socks off. I like the love notes left on my truck window and i would do these things too. i would want to go to the zoo or a play. i would like to go to the movies and to dinner.

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