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Unity, 49

United States, Colorado, Fort Morgan

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I guess I am known for my sarcasm and stupid humor. I seem to have one of those minds that doles out come-backs and lame puns. I can't help it. I think I was born with it. My friends know that when they see that look of concentration on my face that I am about to bust out with something that I think is witty. They don't always agree, but they can't help laughing at the fact that I crack myself up. Maybe that's where the cheesy jokes come from. I really try to 'milk' it! I am one of those 'glass is half full' kind of people---especially if it is full of good vodka, tequila or wine! I think a sense of humor is really appealing. I try to stay pretty active and I love outdoor activities of all kinds.---once--not because I ever envisioned a future as a competitive distance runner, but rather so I could eat as much ice cream and Mexican food as I wanted and not gain weight! Having run 26. I have moved onto other ones such as trying to listen to a rap song without changing the station (I am sorry, but Rap isn't music! I have worked in the concert industry and sports marketing as well as in nonprofit management special event production. I believe that a job is more than just a paycheck. (although the life of leisure would be just fine with me as well) I absolutely LOVE going to concerts. If I could go to a concert or music festival every week, I would be content. It would be great to have someone to share my hiking adventures, a concert or a drink with occasionally. A glass of wine of course!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Documentary Fantasy Cricket Dirt Bike Racing Tennis Singing
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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

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    These profile's are hard, because i know for myself...it can't be summed up in a few sentences. If the chemistry's there - oftenthe rest will follow. Young at heart, fun-loving, affectionate, and down to earth. Looking for sense of humor, good heart, integrity, and stable. Its always fun at times to get out and explore new adventures, but even the 'simple things' are better when your with the right person! Proud mom of 14 yo son. He's growing up so fast, and he means the world to me. His Dad and I share custody. I really miss companionship .....someone to share the good and bad times with, and the hugs. I'm in advertising sales, and do some part-time acting.-- still amazing after all these *** the SC Blues Festival. Love that oldclassic rock....on top of some smooth and sexy R & B, and country music....to pull at the heart -strings.My pics are recent. Say hi...don't be shy. Meet for coffee or a drink...something casual.

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