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Unity, 49
United States, Colorado, Fort Morgan

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About Me

I guess I am known for my sarcasm and stupid humor. I seem to have one of those minds that doles out come-backs and lame puns. I can't help it. I think I was born with it. My friends know that when they see that look of concentration on my face that I am about to bust out with something that I think is witty. They don't always agree, but they can't help laughing at the fact that I crack myself up. Maybe that's where the cheesy jokes come from. I really try to 'milk' it! I am one of those 'glass is half full' kind of people---especially if it is full of good vodka, tequila or wine! I think a sense of humor is really appealing. I try to stay pretty active and I love outdoor activities of all kinds.---once--not because I ever envisioned a future as a competitive distance runner, but rather so I could eat as much ice cream and Mexican food as I wanted and not gain weight! Having run 26. I have moved onto other ones such as trying to listen to a rap song without changing the station (I am sorry, but Rap isn't music! I have worked in the concert industry and sports marketing as well as in nonprofit management special event production. I believe that a job is more than just a paycheck. (although the life of leisure would be just fine with me as well) I absolutely LOVE going to concerts. If I could go to a concert or music festival every week, I would be content. It would be great to have someone to share my hiking adventures, a concert or a drink with occasionally. A glass of wine of course!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Documentary Fantasy Cricket Dirt Bike Racing Tennis Singing
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