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Melony, 42

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About Me

Do you enjoy a dry sense of humor, bacon, and dogs? Me too. I frequently enjoy shameless lunchtime naps, eating candy right after brushing my teeth, and wreaking havoc in any venue that suits my whims. I visit the dentist every six months! Enjoy all genres of progressive music, nerd rap, blues and early american folk. I have a brain and use it frequently. NPR is a daily addiction. Sundays were made for football. I am a loyal Vikings fan-win or lose- so I know how to lose with humility and grace. I participate in the following sports: bike riding (3spd cruiser with coaster brakes), kickball, badminton, and snowshoeing. I am a plus size gal and prefer that you are okay with that.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Marylou

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I am looking for my bestfriend....Looking to get to know someone for who they really are...No games....I have 2 kids which I love to death...I also have a granddaughter which is very special to me......Hope to find someone that will be there self around me an let me get to know them....I am a very independent woman, don't need someone to take care of me or my kids....Just looking for someone to share things an good times with. Meet.....go to dinner, hang out an go from there....looking to have good conversations...

  • Renda

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Must live on the water and be paking 8.5 to 9 where it counts A. if you are a player or have a habit of cheating please move on don't have time totally not interested lookin for a lifer no casual dating.B. if witty flirtatious banter intimidates you please move on C. if you are older than 47 please move onD. if you snore when you sleep or are one hairy dude please move on (absolutely no hair on back!!!!!!!) and check the breath no bad breath!E. Must not have been standing holding the door when compassion was being handed out. It's good to care about the mules when loading the cart. Whithout taking care of the mules the cart won't get too far. F. Must be able to rashion (spelling challenged) at least 4 reasuring loving hugs a day, and make holidays, birthdays etc.special, and make your woman feel loved and appreciated. Must want to take care of your woman (I love to work, but a mans man)G. if you make homemade deer sausage, have punched a shark in the head at least once , love to fish, and make a seriously mean steak have capers in the fridge, love to eat crab until your stuffed and know how to protect your woman and family you have probably won my heart. Love the water (not a gold digger love qt on water,Describe myself hmmm...what would I like to say on the internet to absolute strangers that could potentially be stalkers, not so sure. Former model back in the day, still a looker very acquainted with 1 Cor 14, looking for a physical form of 1 Cor 13 here on earth, passionately did John 3:16 and have taught nationally and internationally. Yes all of these refs are in the back of The Book for the newbie’s that one that may be dusty on your shelf or in a cloth set or box somewhere.By the way it’s the best book ever! If you've never tried reading the dusty bookend start at the back in Ephesians, Ephesians rocks and it's short too.I am looking for a witty fun loving humorous gentleman who is Born Again and can command a room with his God given charisma, someone who is accomplished pays his bills on time or ahead, a visionary who works first and loves to have fun, knows how to chill having peace in his surroundings and knows what QT means. I love to fish, go boating, and chill by the water and am project oriented. I founded built and ran an international organization that I just handed off in October. I am wired as a leader but as a servant leader that knows how to serve and follow as well. I do not desire to be a driven career woman but a devoted wife and mother that wants to encourage my mate in his endeavors I would gladly run his office, laundry, with lots of etc. so he could be all he is created to be. I have done the passion career thing and am at a point in my life where there is much more and I want to be devoted to that with my 100% and not be so exhausted that I have nothing left. I desire to give nothing less than the best and excellence to my mate.I would need a strong man that would not be intimidated by me; this is not a controlling man but a special kind of man. He has to be a good boy and a bad boy all in one and have a serious libido because 5 times at least per week is my expectation in a marital relationship. If you live on the water and are adventurous you get bonus points.We could command the room and stand strong together.BTW WANNA GET MARRIED WITHIN THE NEXT SIX MONTHS ANY TAKERS? CARDS R OUT THERE. Why 6 months been divorced a long while and this single sleeping alone business sucks. don't usually use that word but well it fits.IF NOT SERIOUS PLEASE DO NOT INQUIRE WITHIN. PS if this offended you and your still reading and want to send an *** me so really dont waist the time be more proactive and find someone that better suits you. Blessings&Thanks for taking the time to read my lengthy profile***Apptamixorely 60% of pepole can raed tihs. The pheonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? lunch. I dont do the lets get a drink and I dont pucntuate or hit spellcheck wld rthr txt n gt my pnt acrss. Faithfull, loving, caring, txts, spontanious, communicates, encourager, languages, affectionate, hero guy...Side note: Best friend the one I would want to sit on our dock with at night and not have to really say anything we just enjoy being in one anothers presence and also value the presence of God.

  • Linsy

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    OK! I'll tell ya I'm intelligent, wickedly sarcastic, brutally honest, random thinker of wild things, strong willed/ pig headed, and looking for someone who could possibly put up with me for the long haul!I'm not perfect, sugar sweet niceness. I'm not the proverbial girl next door. I'm not nutso either! I want a man who can stand up to me when I'm being a *** If you don't have a back bone, don't even apply! I also like men who can spell and PUNCTUATE a written sentence! Some of the profiles are amazing! I feel the need to add that I am looking for someone who wants a real relationship and isn't too far away. I work a lot and I want to be able to actually date and hang out and have fun when time allows!I don't know what else to say. Drop me a message. I seem to get lots of looks but few messages. I would say I don't bite, but I probably will a little bit ?? 1st dates are always so awkward! Your trying to figure the other person out and you can see that they are sizing you up as well! But it's so amazingly awesome when you click and just start talking and laughing away! I miss that. Casual. Coffee. Walk in the park. Afternoon drink in a neighborhood bar. NOMA. Mall stalking! Hell I'll try just about anything once! (P.S. that is not a sexual reference!)

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