Keli, 41
Online
About Me
I've decided at this point in my life that I don't have time for stupidity and head games. I want to have a great time doing whatever I want and whatever happens, happens. I'm not desperate, and I want someone who is monogamous and is both my best friend and lover. I won't settle for less....I would type out all my wonderful and irresistable qualities, but are you really going to believe me? Doubtful. I bet you would believe my flaws though wouldn't you? so here you go...Im a woman so therefore I can be a bit emo at times, I am a procrastinator, I'm frequently late, and I hate making decisions.t on a shingle) or any other fashion of such. I love food and I used to be a real fatty. I have implemented a permanent repair to that situation--nope, I won't ever be fat again. I do my best to be an optimist, but often my pessimism gets in the way. Yes, I admit I have many other flaws but you can bet the bank I work on bettering myself every day.Moving on....I will do anything 3 times before I decide I won't do it, go there, or eat it again.I love bad boys but they always tear the he11 out of my heart-which is unfortunately worn very exposed on my sleeve. I love a hot sexy Harley and want one of my own. I love Geminis but they are bad for me, and I love Scorpios - no disclaimer for them except they can be just as ruthless as a Gemini can.I'm educated and articulate, and would appreciate the same in you.I have an extensive bucket list and Iove to travel. Unfortunately my passport has yet to receive its first stamp.If we meet, please be real, no fake front, I pinky promise to be my own GENUINE self.Please, serious inquiries only, I don't care to get a "pic of your dic" and casual sex is NOT a reason to contact me...... OK?Additionally, and I'm sorry for this, but FYI looks DO matter. (maybe I'm not so sorry, it's just the truth)Please don't bother with me if you are a psychopath, a sociopath, a criminal, a convict, or a sexual deviant, narcissists also need NOT apply!I would very much like if you had a FULL set of teeth, straight ones preferred but I do admit to being slightly flexible here.Please be able to spell. Additionally at the very least, understand the use of proper grammar.; ax is a noun, not a verb, and "Ima" is not a word. To, two, and too all have their place, as do their, there, and they're. Get my drift? If you are interested in striking up a conversation with me, please send me a REAL message.... find something better to say than cheap crap like "hi" "whats up" or "how you doin" ADDENDUM: IF WE GO OUT ON A DATE AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO BE SO RUDE AS TO TEXT AND TALK ON YOUR PHONE OR CHECK meetville ON YOUR PHONE WHILE WERE TOGETHER, THEN DON'T COUNT ON OUR DATE TO HAVE ANY REPEATS. You're the man, you make the plan....Show me your originality ;)And whatever it might be, simply make it fun.Show me what sets you apart from the masses of sh!t talkers and bullsh!tters.....
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Separated
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Other
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Body type
Slim
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Height
5'5"
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Eye color
Green
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Smoke
Yes, socially
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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