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Johna, 42

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About Me

ok. besdies the usual, ill try to think of a few things that are weird and unique about me like....1) i eat with a small fork and dont know why...haha2) I secretly love zach effron3) i openly love derek jeter4) am pretty handy with tools..and can fix a leaky faucet until the professionals get there.5) i will cry if anyone tries to steal my food6) i would love a boyfriend. ..a really really nice and funny one.7) i trip alot and think its funny even when i get hurt. 8) i cant be fake9) i recently got my arm stuck in a shirt while trying it on at a store.***i cook all sorts of stuff.what im looking for??? my best friend..someone funny and sweet, honest but nice about it, and someone who knows the words to songs. just an all - round great person and man :) ive tried this site on and off, but no luck yet. However, i recently found a penny heads up....so hopefully that'll change. lol ;)I'm a hard worker with a secure career..own my own home and enjoy working on it. Can handle myself in pretty much any situation with no difficulty..have a good head on my shoulders with great friends and no drama....love kids but dont have any...Humor and respect is key for me ;) would love to hear from ya ;) lets wing it :) with good conversation...anythings great :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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