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United States, Arizona, Avondale

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Respect is essential; common morals / values are essential; a sense of humor is a must. The golden rule is required. As far as everything else - there is compromise. In the sea of on-line profiles, the positive adjectives/adverbs are used endlessly - people either think/say they are, or want someone who is... intelligent, attractive & honest, with a great sense of humor & dynamically perfect in every way - I am not perfect. Einstein’s theory must be applied, intelligence, looks, etc. - it is all RELATIVE. Getting to know someone is NOT about a checklist of criteria. My goal is happiness and a life that includes as much laughter as possible, when possible. I am a certified teacher. If you have a picture of a typical teacher, I am not it. I tend to be down to earth, witty, and pragmatic, with a fun loving spirit / zest. I am a bit of a smart aleck - only in a fun way, no one should be mean. I try to sincerely compliment at least three people a day and do one random act of kindness. I think it is important to laugh everyday. I am diverse, I know how to sew & cook and other girlie things, yet I am resourceful and capable of getting my hands dirty. Ok I know how to figure things out and fix things in my head, some of us were just not built for "man"ual labor. Forget the philosophy of (physical) equality - think biology. Gilligan. I actually want to be treated like a lady; I will wait for you to open the door for me, even though I am capable of doing myself and do when I am alone or for elderly or others with their hands full.I like a man with old fashion values yet modern sensibility, a gentleman above all else; I prefer someone easy going, someone I can have an interesting conversation with about something, anything, everything or nothing at all. I am independent, but I have no problem being the passenger along the ride, so long as it is a good ride.BTW - I do not want to respond to IM's, if you want to communicate you have to send an actual message. If you have ever met someone (on-line or off-line) & had sex or tried to have sex the first time you met, DO NOT CONTACT ME. It is sad I have to clarify this, but this is extended to if you try to sext message or call at 3 am before ever meeting because you feel frisky - come on - seriously) YoU CaN StOP rEaDiNg HeRe; ThE FoLlOwINg TeXt Is FoR EnErTaInMeNt PuRpOsEs, FoR A LaUgH. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = I had a political joke here, which was cleaver and funny, but it seemed to attract political /angry men – neither or which I want to invite into my life….= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = If YoU wAnT To KnOw WhAt I LiKe or MoStLy Do NoT LiKe, Or ArE EnJoYiNg A LaUgH ReAD On.... Below see the meetville guys that are not FOR ME. For the complete list please feel free to e-mail me. 4X. If you have to blow in a straw to start your car: "there's a sign" you are not for me;2X. If you sound like a dog with loose dentures while eating, you are not for me22. If CEO and business owner of an IT company consist of you using Google from inside your estate home-office and rental properties are located in a trailer park - "there's a sign:" you're not for me; 17. If you need to go to weekly / daily meetings for a support group, (usually mandated by the courts) "there's a sign:" you are not for me;16. If you do not have anyone to take a picture, (hence the bathroom mirror shot, with no shirt BUT a hat on) and you do not have the sense or motivation to go to a photo booth or Wal-– where there are lots of pictures being taken and posted to “people of Wal-”; and you can buy a shirt there – "there's a sign:" you are not for me;15. If your birth certificate indicates any other gender then male, "there's a sign:" you are not for me...13. If you are looking for an internet pen-pal; you are un-dateable;12. If you consider yourself self-employed, or work in construction because you changed a light this year between reality shows; "there's a sign" you are not for me;11. If you’re in touch with your feminine side, and think it would be nice to borrow my clothes (which should not be your size), "there's a sign:" you are not for me 8. If you take medication for balance between your weekly counseling you are not for me; 5. If you stood on a step-stool to measure the height of 5’6”, then put you were 5'9" You are not for me (this is like women who claim to be about average, and weigh ***pounds ***that is just not right) 3. IF MY observations or SENSE OF HUMOR does NOT amuse you hence you want to e-mail me some profanity/inappropriate message, or tell me to go do some un-natural thing to myself – I work in education– I can go to work and get that treatment….2. Let me not forget: If you smoke crack, sniff bath salts, eat paste or some other use of drugs: you are now and never shall be FOR ME - even with the daily meetings; 1. If the life guard had to rescue from the cognitively inferior pool, and you were wearing a shirt that said “I are intelligent (and attractive, have a great sense of humor and ....” "there's a sign:" you are NOT FOR ME I truly would like to make a few friends along this journey (or adventure, in the temple of doom)In all seriousness, if you have made it this far you probably possess a characteristic I find charming - patience/easy going and ability to laugh at my sense of humor. I am looking to meet the one that thinks I am the best woman he has ever met and could ever find (whether it is true or not, so long I read something interesting that stuck with me it went something like this: Would you rather split a cracker and glass of low calorie wine with one of the Olsen twins at a fancy restaurant OR Jell- I have filled my quota of endless e-mails and phone calls with no meeting... I want to go do something, laugh, have fun, .... send me a suggestion, contact information - hint: a ##, let's make it happen. ....If you expect to meet me once and in the first 10 minutes expect butterflies, accompanied by music in the background, hence deciding if we are going to spend the rest of our lives, click away now...Meeting (is the goal): Best first meeting ... are those that involve an activity fun in nature, or made fun by the participants involved I prefer something non-pressure casual. If nothing else, friendship is a nice consolation prize. Not everyone can be "the one", so I hope to make a few new friends along the journey. Romance will happen on its own, so until then I am going to enjoy life, wanna join me?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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Action Music
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