• Gardnerville
• Nevada
• United States

Online

Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

Hi! My name is Lorri. I am divorced other caucasian woman without kids from Gardnerville, Nevada, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

• Gardnerville
• Nevada
• United States

Online

Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

I like my men like I like my cheese, AGED and SHARP. I'M A 10 ... x200,***on the Scoville scale! A generous sense of HUMOUR is a REQUIREMENT. "Chaos, pandemonium, and confusion...my work here is done." I have some I Love Lucy and Hepburnesque (mostly Kate) tendencies with a brackish touch of Anastasia Beaverhausen. I possess a bit more fight than flight response. More fascination than frustration. I can tolerate everything but intolerance. Regarding the profession of genius, I thought EVIL genius might scare the fellas off. I'm okay with place holder in the dating field but not doormat.;WWMTD" I prefer provocative to confrontational, direct to outspoken, tenacious to stubborn, spirited to hyper, decisive to over bearing, and audacious to smart a$$. I'm not hoping to meet my "perfect match". I'm the idiot savant of voice overs! I prefer pop-up books and have been known to eat the paste during craft projects if snacks are not provided. I have a propensity for bee herding, shoving pennies into electrical outlets, upsetting the apple cart, and stating the obvious. Antics, high jinks, and irreverent, acerbic quips are all possibilities. But I'm not bad, I'm just incorrigible.I LIKE storytellers. A sense of direction and conviction. Carefully chosen and delivered words. Dark chocolate, John Coltrane, and a hairy chest.....not necessarily in that order.I DISLIKE abuses of power. Having a laugh at the expense of someone else. Deliberate misrepresentation, spin doctors, translation - big fat liars. Those who lack the ability to be grateful. And the ultimate...a "you complete me" mentality.Stuff I'm not wild about --awareness.COMMUNICATION PREREQUISITES: 1)Wily humour.2)Cogent thought.TRIBAL ALIAS: Dances with Grey Goose formerly Waltzes with SnobsSUPERHERO ALIAS: Captain ObviousSNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARFS ALIAS: BallsyYIDDISH ALIAS: Shiksa-bobA.K.A.), and CODE RED, (If you're lucky.)!PoF MOTTO: Veni, vidi, cebiche.WARNING: APPROACHING A REDHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION THIS GINGER is - "Not allowed access to firearms, power tools, or protractors." :0( For additional *** to the designated ROSHA HANDBOOK. CLIFF NOTES: (insert clearing of throat and serious tone here)IMA(udacious)O, here's what it's really all about...I have great parents. They deeply respect one another, accept each others differences, and tell the truth. In short, they have set the bar awfully high. An ideal relationship, for me, involves copious amounts of humor, pleasant conversation, heated debate, acceptance of each others differences, the occasional uncomfortable truth, and at some point dark chocolate. Not necessarily in that order. How you put all of that into practice, consistently is the difficult part. We all want to be in love with a wonderful person. Most of the time, we're in love with an ordinary person sharing wonderful moments. Sustaining a relationship requires effort. Mind blowing, toe curling, leave you breathless intimacy with someone is a bonus (insert girlish giggle followed by wistful sigh here).PHOTO OPS: I've always preferred to be behind the camera. Oddly enough my image does not appear in photos(insert eerie Dark Shadows music here). It is MY preference not to post photographs that I feel lack a certain degree of decorum. That's MY personal policy. I've noticed that some people are very photogenic and in person, not so much. Conversely, individuals that may not be Vogue cover material in a *** very attractive in person.’-on-the- Glass blowing of course, followed by a little bocce and a picnic featuring a game of lawn darts. Maybe I'll bring my View Master and we'll share an enchanted moment. *******Ok meetvilleers, let's be clear on this. My definition of athletic is pictured above. I spent 10 years as a competitive athlete and 23 years as an *** the same field. I'm overweight, not obese, and not athletic. I've a clear idea of the distinctions and the ability, knowledge, and desire to affect a change in my physical fitness level.******** *****Frequently, the audio for the meetville chat feature will sound off, although NO ACTUAL chat window is accessible to respond.***** We ask a simple questionAnd that is all we wish:Are fishermen all liars?Or do only liars fish?

• Gardnerville
• Nevada
• United States

Online

Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

I am a tall, creative, honest lady. I have a great sense of humor and enjoy being a little goofy sometimes. I like to watch and play football (NFL and college), and take a relaxing bike ride. I love walking, and watching the sunset. I like christian music (casting crowns-fav) and a various other selection of music types. I love my career, my boys, and life. I desire to live life to the fullest, and am willing to try most anything once. I am a simple lady and do not require fancy things. Spending time together doing something like taking a walk and talking, getting ice cream, or simply sitting together at a park and talking over a cup of coffee is a very good thing to me..I have my insecure moments, as we all do, however I know I am an awesome woman!!! What I am looking for: A man that is honest, kind, has a great smile, and has a great sense of humor! A man that doesn't mind some attention, and will give it as well. A man that can carry on a good conversation. Must love, or at least let me love my football teams! A patient man. A man that thinks about me often and will let me know that he cant wait to see or talk to me again...Thank You for reading, if you have any questions feel free to message me and ask. Getting to know more about each other by maybe going to a coffee shop, then taking a walk in a park.