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Ormonda, 41

United States, New Mexico, Clovis

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About Me

Damn does that song get on your nerves too? Then see? We have aomething in common already! I'm a Fun, witty, crazy (in a good way lol) large BBW. I don't claim to be "average" or even "athletic..." I am what I am and I'm ok with me. :-) if this isn't your thing than no problems best of luck on your search....Now...for the rest of you still there....I'm looking for one man to spend time with getting to know. My needs are simple: you should be kind, respectful, sarcastic, affectionate, funny, HONEST, mature, independent and not psychotic. I know I'm asking a lot, but I know what I want and don't want to settle....I'm sure you don't want to either. Please be local. I always laugh when I get messages from men who aren't local to me...I love the NYC guys that say they can't find a woman...huh? Shut off the PC and go outside! Betcha you'll find one!Remember...first impressions count even in *** you send me a message and all it says is "hey.." then you will get one back saying "bye." Don't send me an ***'re claiming to want a relationship but are only after casual sex. I love sex...I love LOTS of sex with the RIGHT guy...not ANY guy. Just because I'm big doesn't mean I'm easy and/or desperate. I don't care how much you brag about what you can offer or do to me..if we're seeing each other than hey...go for it....I love that kinda stuff...but don't tell me in the first *** "the best." If your profile says you're looking for a relationship and within the first 2 minutes of conversation you're asking me what size my breasts are or if I was bad this past weekend then you will get a goodbye.I am surprised by the number of men my age that list the length of their longest relationship is less than a year...wtf is up with that? lol Single fathers are welcome. I have a child who's needs come first so I understand that yours will (and should) too. Since I'm always spending endless hours fending off paparazzi and insane fans trying to steal a little piece of my soul...and goofing off on *** ice-breaker is always nice...a quick meet to see if there is chemistry and potential. If there is a mutual interest we can go from there..if not, then no harm done.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Funk Adventure Comedy Horror
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