SIMILAR PEOPLE
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VioletOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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PinkieOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I work retail and been at the same job for 14 years... Feeling a change of career so going back to school soon.
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TannerOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I'm a Single Mom with a career in Real Estate. You have to meet me to get to know me. Fun loving-glass is half full. Love football, music, playing pool, being out doors, motorcycles, computers and website design. IF your a CATFISH and or player- keep moving on...if u want a talk and see where it goes.. HIT me up :-) Want find someone with the same interests and same desires. Ultimately someone I can hold, make dinner for, and smile when I think about him. Looking for a true and honest person- hope to hear from you soon Meet for a drink or coffee....Depending how the date is going--going well with laughs...we'll head out to the Bay- jump on a Boat and enjoy music and some dancing