SIMILAR PEOPLE
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VioletOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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HailieOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I believe that somewhere he is waiting for me.I run a small business that I'm working to expand this year if things go right.Do I have time to date YES!! I believe that if there is a connection that we will make time to date and build a relationship.I am waiting on my Mr. Right for me, are you looking for your Mrs. Right for you? I like bowling,skiing,sewing,decorating,cooking... hanging out at the lake (I can fish, LOL!! haven't in years but I can.) and Shopping of course.If you have read my profile?! One thing I will not except is a text message relationship!!! So please if we exchange #'s do not text me....You must want to talk on the phone...... Been there done that, I will not do it again! We learn something from each and everyone we date and thanks to him I will not except that ever again.....!!!!! I think that we should keep it simple meet for coffee,ice cream. We all know if we are interested after the first moment we meet lets keep it real sweet and simple. Then we can see if there is a second chance.
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StacieOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I LOVE my kids, family, friends and pets!I love to LAUGH till I pee my pants, the STEELERS and Thai food. I totally DIG my job and the people I work with. I listen to ALL music, I don't always enjoy it all.I ALWAYS dance in front of the mirror before I go to bed.I only EAT good food...not necessarily healthy!I wear ROSE colored glasses and never regret being naive. I prefer DAISIES over roses. I TALK too much and ASK too many questions...I am actually interested! I am TERRIBLE at telling jokes... That's my thing. Lemon-lime shaved ice!!!!