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Amari
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Not sure about this thing. Im just checking it out.
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Skylar
Online
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
...You're here for mine ;).lol grab a chair,have a seat and prepare to be tormented lol..just kidding.I've been described as down to earth(my head doesn't rotate ***degrees),cool,calm and collected.I'm level head with realistic expectations.Love to watch movies,listen to music,and learn what makes people tick.I've been known to say what's on my mind,have debates over a wide range of topics and generally torment my friends.I have a mischievious,playful side as well as a deep,intelligent,thoughtful side.Oh..and my education is higher than high school,I have a cna degree,certificates in childcare,and I'm specially trained to deal with behavioral children,special needs children,and high risk children..in other words..I'm specially educated to handle fubar situations when sh*thits the fan lol.If you wanna get to know more about me..shoot me an *** of you that think I'm beautiful,sexy,gorgeous ect thank you for the compliment;)For those of you requesting a hookup,fwb,fling,or a F***buddy I'm just gonna have to break your little hearts and respectfully decline your offer lolThis also means I WILL NOT DATE A MARRIED MAN OR A MAN WHO CLAIMS HE IS SEPERATED OR IS GETTING A DIVORCEFor myself I am worth more than what those situations have to offer me* For those that think women are flakes and fakes..Its already common sense to know that if you are a parent,you love your child/children..don't need to put it in your profile.Don't need to worry about what people think..they don't do it very often.The chicken did come before the eggThe world has not ended..its just evolvingHave a sense of humor..you'll live longer.Unfortantly I am unable to do the chat app that is on POFThings I have done for a laugh1)Went to a bbq and yelled"I smell carcass!"2)Yelled bear!while walking on trail with kids3)Threatened to toss a kid in the port a potty at the park4) *** pic of neighbor wearing a white facial mask outside5)Told a stranger that my friend thinks they're gorgeous6)Threatened daughter that I would dress up as a hillbilly at her schoolDon't worry,I'm not nuts..just slightly screwy lol ;)Things I want to learnHow to shoot a gun(hopefully without causing bodily injury from the kickback lol)How to change a tire(that way,I won't have to harass someone else to do it)How to repel(that looks like a lot of fun)How to hypmotize someone(I can cause so much trouble with this ;)Oh and I just recently became a nonsmoker(quit smoking as of September 17th,***Those of you interested in becoming a nonsmoker...pick up the book "the easy way to stop smoking"..its worth it and makes a lot of sense. doesnt matter what we do as long as we get along and enjoy ourselves.Its not ur surroundings that matter,its the people
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Cressida
Online
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Hiya! I'm sassy, open minded, diverse, boisterous, grounded and confident.....I make up words and rhyme nonsensically, laugh spontaneously, I have been known to throw caution to the wind at times and I can get physically gesticular when I get overly excited (not like seizures or anything, just alot of hand movements and maybe a bit of jumping up and down), I jump in rain puddles and run through lonely sprinklers, bounce up and down on hotel room beds, and I love corny laffy taffy and “play on words” type jokes.The extent of drama that I let into my life consists of getting tickets to the next show I wanna go to before its sold out…..And the games I enjoy playing usually don’t include the words manipulation, needy, or passive aggressive in the rule book……I’ve finally learned not to sweat the small stuff and I am focusing more on my self wellness both physically and mentally and finding balance *******om*********I can go from tree climbing tomboy to sexy black dress in a day I’ etc. etc. oh and i'm kinda adventurous when it comes to food so if you're more of a "Apprehensive Al" or a "Timid Tom" it's probably not in the cards for us.....Music, art, diversity, exploration, friends and family are a few passions of mine (I have a lot)…..I can go on for days talking about music...on average I go to shows about once a month so sharing this connection is important to me…..I do love to banter and be satiricalI’m finding that I have a long list of things I want to accomplish –…now, not physically snorkeling around the world, I mean just going to every continent, island, aquarium, and fish tank to snorkel……Ideally I want to find someone to share those experiences with along with their crazy ambitions as well……Its hard to put ALL of me in a short summary so, be confident and drop me a line - lets keep it light and fun and go from there.