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Primrose, 36

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About Me

I'm a goofball. Brutally honest. Not the typical girl. The sicker and twisted the joke the harder ill laugh. I am a happy girl if someone keeps me laughing. People watching is the shit! I have book smarts, street smarts AND common sense. By lookin At me you would never imagine what I have been through in my life. I graduated with a phd from the school of hard knocks. I'M extremley outgoing! Ill make friends with anyone and every one. I have a very wide varity of music I listen to. I love comedies and horror movies. I hate chic flicks. This is all I can think of now. Ill add more here and there. If u want to know anything please just ask. P.S. I LOVE Kitty Cats!!! Not the norm. Something weird and off the wall.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Arielle

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Disclaimer. Please read before you message me!!! STOP AND READ THIS!!! Hi is not an introduction!I am looking for the right person so if this sounds rude I am sorry but my in box is so full that I have to share a few regards.... If you make it pass this you will see me......1.) If you do not have a picture.... I am not going to respond to you.2.) If you are younger than me...... I am not going to respond to you.3.) If you are not close to your family..... I am not going to respond to you4.... I am not going to respond to you.IF YOU MADE IT PASS THAT..... THIS IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR!!! AND ME!That is what I am looking for. Someone who makes me deliriously happy and I do the same right back. I am pretty quick witted so I really enjoy an intelligent man with a great sense of humor. I am looking for a long term relationship that may end up in marriage. I love the water and being out side. I am very close with my family and would like my partner to have strong family values. I do not have any children and am open to dating a man with children. I love to cook, travel, nice dinners, yoga, boating, surfing, (I am a beginner) and cooking out with friends... I have a fun playfull side but I can afford to pamper myself and my ideal gentleman will appreciate the same lifestyle. I am intelligent, fun, passionate, loyal, and a lot of fun. I think attraction is very important. I am a conservative, classy girl in public but differnet girl behind doors in a relationship. I like tall men who can wrap their arms around me. I love a man with a twinkle in his eyes and a smile on his face. I am looking for a man who is financially stable. He doesn't have to be a millionaire, but he must be financial sound. I am looking for someone who is geographically desireable...... In addition, I am not into men who drive motorcycles, have tatoos, and are not educated professionals.!!!!Up-date ***Now that I have been on this site for a month and a half. Now that I have had time to evaluate this dating site I have realized that there are only about 1% of men that I will respond to who I think may be a match. If you message me and I do not respond by the second time..... It means I do not think we are a match. Please do not message me again and again. I am not looking to date a ton of guys on this site, rather looking for one person. So if your profile says casual fling, I am most likely not going to respond. Also, I am not looking to date anyone who is more than two years younger than me. My ideal gentleman would be Caucasian, fun, can get dressed up in a tux but also enjoys cooking out with a beer in one hand and grilling with the other. I am not obcessed with making that happen. If I find him great, but if not my life is pretty full with a great family and good friends so thats fine too.

  • Laureen

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Reasons you should date me:I'm a nurseI promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm I'll let you push me on the swings I always put the cap back on the toothpaste I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect themI'll wait for you even if you're late I'll lick the envelope for you I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking I know CPR My sons hung the moon & starsI won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties You love my dorkiness When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up I quote The Big LebowskiI suck at strip poker I'm finishing Grad school this yearI'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-*t if I break a nail I've got cookies I don't chew tobacco or spitI take a shower every day I promise to draw a penis on your face when you pass out drunkIll kick your butt at guitar heroI own my home and pay my own billsI like it when you pull my hair I'll take care of you when you're sick I'll make fun of you I'll flash you in the store when no one's aroundI can give a kick ass back rub I don't care that you go out with the boys I don't eat crackers in bed I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard I can't stand Wal MartI don't care what music we listen to in the car When you wash the dishes it turns me on I have a big butt and huge boobs and I am proud of it My heart will jump every time you walk through the door I'll save everything you ever give me I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingI've got secret tattoos & piercings My kisses will take your breath away I promise to try to put snow down the back of your pantsI don't care if you leave your socks on I like to skinny--workersI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either We can watch your movie first I don't need batteries I eat red meat I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes I'll always have smooth legs I like it when my hair gets messed up I used to be able to put my feet behind my neckI don't want to get married any time soon I like horror movies I smell pretty goodI don't litter I don't have any neck tattoosFlowers will get you laid every timeWhen I can I give to charity I can be ready in 30 minutes or less (ok not really)I look both ways before I cross the street I never look directly into the sun I'll look cute in your T--shirts I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time I have a gigantic TVI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theaterI'm really good at making lists After reading this far you've already got too much time invested - might as well e-mail me. Dollar menu.... Something together and fun... where we can learn about each other

  • Floria

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am looking to find someone to have fun and grow old with. I enjoy cooking, taking pictures, walks, camping, outdoors, watching movies, dancing, and being around friends. I enjoy all music. I have 2 boys that are my world. I love to laugh.***On another note... I am not looking for just a hook up.. I am not some easy lay.. Just saying..

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