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Alisa, 36

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About Me

What can I say that can convey to you just how amazing I am?? I kid, I kid! While people do tend to lean towards that opinion of me, I'm pretty modest ;)I'm a laid-back gal with a propensity for the ridiculous. I play video games in my downtime, read, watch movies, spend time with my friends, and spend time with my pets (cats, a small parrot, and a lizard. I should also mention that I LOVE corgis, and I one day hope to have a herd of them to help me take over the world). I have a dry, quick wit and a warped, sarcastic sense of humour that rather often leans towards the macabre and the perverse. Publicly, I'm polite and well-spoken, but all bets are off in private. I'm lightly tattooed and pierced, and I only have plans for more :) I'm socially ***friendly. Earlier this year, I embarked on a journey for a healthier self through diet and exercise. 35 pounds later (lighter? lol), I'm feeling great, and I'm only looking for that to continue as time goes on :)You did read my profession right - yes, I do bathe dogs for a living. Okay, so it's not the most glamorous job. I always come home with new scrapes and bruises. I spend 90% of my days disheveled, sweaty, soggy, and covered in dog hair (I sure clean up well, though! ;) ). It's no 6-figure paying job, but I love what I do. Every day is different than the last, I love the people I work with, and let's face it - how can an animal lover dislike a job where she gets to snuggle dogs pretty much all day?!With me, what you see is what you get.- I'm cute and quirky, just not so much a brilliant techie). I just got out of a relationship in late spring, so I'm not looking to jump into anything right away, but at the same time, I'm not looking to waste anyone's time, and I'm open to the possibility of something long term if the chemistry is there. I would love to find a companion who enjoys traveling, as I finally obtained a passport early this year and I'm dying to make the world my playground! The type of man I'm looking for is easy to talk to, has a great sense of humour and isn't afraid of being silly. He should be passionate, affectionate, uninhibited, polite, respectful, communicative, supportive, and probably most importantly, be able to rid the room of a spider upon being spotted asafp. I should also throw in that I'm a sucker for men with tattoos, facial hair, and I definitely won't complain about any piercings either (none of these things are prerequisites,however..hehe). YUM! If you've read this far, perhaps my wordy narrative made you smile, and you think we might hit it off, feel free to contact me. Cheers, and happy fishing!Please note: I'm not looking for a booty call, and married/attached men need not waste their time by messaging me. I think that a first date is completely dependent on the interests of us as a pair! I like to think that a first date would occur after the initial meeting like going for a coffee where we can relax and break the ice.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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