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Philippa, 36
United States, Colorado, Monument

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About Me

Let’s see…I’m looking for a man with loads of cash to support my shopping fetish. Unfortunately, what looks I have are fading fast, so a bit of work may be required. SO, more money will be needed to provide the work that needs to be done. Think Extreme Makeover.I don’t drink a lot, but I’m not very responsible and I’m slightly insane… 2 steps away from the loony bin (maybe 1). I have 2 kids that are very demanding and throw tantrums at inappropriate times.I can hold down a steady job, but I prefer to pretend to work for obscene sums of money. Work ethic = I show up, they pay me. I'm very good at pretending to work - have it down to fine art. I CAN cook (some things) but would prefer to employ staff, or a man for this ordinary task. I would be more than happy to supervise. I’m pretty good at that :)I like to have my way, so hopefully the man I seek is the doormat type who does everything I say. I have a tendency towards bossiness.Oh, I am a stalker, so I must be told daily how much I’m adored. Psycho losers with issues and no money need not apply.If you read through all of this, and you are laughing...mission accomplished…

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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