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Alyssa, 39

Offline, last seen Sat, 27 Apr 2024 02:08:39

About Me

Seeking to teach college English and write books. Funny and charming. I love to laugh. Spoofs often. Not interested in anyone without healthy interests of their own or without a photo. I like to get out of town occasionally or go and catch a new flick. Also enjoy simple bbqs or a nice, long Sunday drive in the country. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Simple, different, fun

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Gema

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    This seems quite odd and uncomfortable! Asking me to describe myself, what makes me unique?! ****** Before you read the rest of this; please answer the following questions: Are you married? Are you looking for a one night stand? Are you looking for a booty call? Are you looking for Ms. Right now? Are you prone to rush into something and then turn and run? Have you ever been told you are a deviant? If you answered yes to any of these questions, please quit reading now!!!! If you answered no to ALL of the questions then you are not a mean psychopath, please proceed...Well; we are all unique and have special qualities that exemplify who we are.Let's give this a shot and see what happens!My ultimate goal is to finish my Ph.D while I'm still young enough to enjoy it, while balancing life with living, meaning realizing that each day is only 24 hours and once it is gone it cannot be recaptured. Life should be about laughter, a lot of laughter, and new adventures that make for memories without regret! As humans we seek a witness to our life and want to be a witness in someone else's life. Chivalry shouldn't be saved for fairy tales, dancing barefoot in the kitchen while cooking dinner shouldn't be a myth and your best friend should be the person you look at every night before closing your eyes. I would prefer honesty from the beginning, if you know you're not always going to always be sweet and a gentleman, don't start off that way and then change! Don't let the heels and pearls fool you! I am just as comfortable in jeans and boots sitting around a campfire after a day on the lake as I am dressing up ... I'm a tomboy that cleans up well. I will dance to anything but prefer country music. I absolutely have to dance when I hear a good song, even if I just wiggle in my chair!!I am happiest when I am surrounded by, or doing things for, the ones I love and care about. Spontaneous BBQs on a sunny weekend, baking sweets and treats for the people at work, or cooking a fabulous dinner with a glass of wine as we laugh about what once seemed tragic earlier in the week, but is now comedic, these are the moments that matter! I cry at touching hallmark commercials but will scream at the TV over a bad call... A walking contradiction!If you have read all of this... Wow!!! So the Ambien didn't work for you either? You've invested so much time already... Go ahead and send a message- what's the worst that could happen?;That's my kind of night", yep.... Google it! That's the PERFECT date to me!

  • Lynette

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am a sweet, kind, goal-oriented and respectful person with a huge heart. I love to help people whenever I can. I am a middle child of 5 so I tend to be a peace-maker and I always try to see the logical side of things. I am someone who doesn't sit still for very long and always looking for something to do. I like to stay active by exercising, shopping, hanging out with friends/family, going to Twins' games, camping, and I love to travel whether it be a big trip or just a weekend get-away somewhere. I also love motorcycle rides and being out on the open road. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, I am not into drama and/or gossip, and I don't prefer to hang out with people who are. I don't consider myself to be materialistic. I like to have nice things but I don't have to have the best of everything to be happy or have to try to be better than somebody else.I am looking for someone who 'gets' me, is interested in a serious relationship and knows what he wants. Having a sense of humor is important to me because I love to be around people who keep me laughing and having fun. He must be respectful, trust-worthy, loyal, and honest. I would like someone who is low-key and likes quiet evenings at home watching a movie and just hanging out. I would also prefer someone who likes to stay in shape and enjoys going for evening walks or bike rides with me. I also spend a lot of time with my family so he would have to enjoy that as I would do the same for him.I grew up on a farm outside of a small town and I loved it because of the privacy and the quiet nights. It also gave me a strong work ethic and I take pride in my work and I am not afraid to get my hands dirty :) If you are someone who thinks farming is a joke and we all talk like rednecks then we are not going to get along! I have also lived in the cities so I've experienced both sides and there are pros and cons to both and I am the type of girl who can be playing in the dirt during the day and get all dressed up and beautiful at night :)If you possess one or more of the following criteria I thank you for moving on to the next profile:1. cheat/lie/have a wandering eye for other women2. don't want to settle down with one woman3. don't have a desire to travel out of your comfort zone to meet a great girl ;)4. have a criminal record5.)6. have pictures on meetville that are half-naked (that just tells me you're most likely just in love with yourself)7. only looking for a one-nighter8. think that only hicks come out of a small town9. are lazy and can't keep a job10. don't ever plan on meeting me in person after spending countless hours talking on the phone and textingThanks for reading!! I'm open to almost anything. One thing I'm NOT going to do though is come to your place for a drink so don't bother bringing it up :-). Meeting somewhere in public is good so we can make a run for it if we don't click :-)

  • Elvera

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Well.... I am from a extremely large catholic family... I love to watch football.. Any kind will do.. But especially enjoy watching my son play on Friday nights. I enjoy reading. I like to be outside and enjoy NHRA drag racing.. Enjoy the lake and definitely the beach. I like to fish(but would rather someone else to bait my hook) ...I'm very family oriented. Enjoy spending time with my boy. Want to know anything else just ask..Oh and I would really like to meet someone that isn't attached to their phone.. And please don't ask for nudes.... Always a option

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