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Keira, 38

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About Me

Ask me about my relationship situation and what I am looking for. It is unique and you will want to be aware of it going in. I am pretty open minded as long as you are honest with me. There is very little that shocks me. :)I have a lot of different interests that look exceedingly boring on paper, but added up are greater than the sum of their parts. Many are girly and will make you nod and go "Uh huh..." and that is ok. I don't expect you to get as excited as I do about yarn. I do love sports and am a die hard Steelers fan. A bit weird, yes. In short, don't expect me to get all excited about the Chuck Whatever dude that writes all the guy books, and I won't expect you to get worked up about my scrapbook paper obsession. We will find common ground, I promise. I have no tolerance for shallow dudes. If you would not introduce me as your date, you do not get to sleep with me. Contrary to popular belief, fat chicks don't have that much trouble finding dates. I am a generously proportioned lady so if that doesn't float your boat, that's cool.Zomg! I didnt think i had any naivety left but I do! I am now wary of the spank material troll. Even the sending of innocuous pictures may result in the use of said photos for nefarious purposes and the subsequent disappearance of the gentleman in question. I am almost impressed! So I am not going to drop pics on you upon immediate request. Let's talk a little first. Further, if you think I am fat...and yes, I am, congratulations on your two working eyes...don't message me. I am not desperate. Even big girls can get attention when men can't. So sad you are striking out, but try being polite, it's amazing how far it will take you. :D Pretty much anything public. I am a safety girl but I am open to a nice time getting to know a prospective candidate.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Berna

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Rebelle à mes heures, mais sérieuse dans ce que j'entreprends.J’é.Qui est à la recherche d’une relation vraie, teintée d'humour et imprégné de complicité.Je dois dire que pour le moment je ne recherche rien de précis.Mais si jamais...ça se passe...Au plaisir : )

  • Belia

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I’m looking for a relationship, but I’m not looking to jump into anything without getting to know someone first. I’ve been married before, so I’m pretty sure it won’t kill me to take things slow and make sure we are compatible. If you are divorced, I’m totally OK with that. You had to leave her in order to find me…Right?Rock-star lifestyle would be fun, but I’m not looking to live that life and a guy that is looking for that is not for me.I work hard, pay my bills, enjoy the company of my friends. My sweet and sour personality is the reason behind my large gang of friends! You will be proud to have me on your arm when we go out in public and your friends will probably be envious, you will see my smile far more often than my frown, you will find yourself thinking seriously about my observations on life and current events.I want to know that you’re going to let me in and that you’re actually looking for someone to enhance your life in some way.What I want is for you to be open, kind and fun…that’s pretty much it, but let me be more succinct….I want to know you’re:*Sane, stable, no ADD issues accompanied by use of Adderall= nervous, easily angered or annoyed, false sense of well-being, nervous, chronic trouble sleeping…. :( not cool*Presentable- would love to see some recent photos, where you look like you put some effort in to your appearance*Available- no recent breakups or divorces…nuff said*Mature/Responsible- employed, living on your own (no roommates please, I like to run around n***d…suck it), you’re accountable for your decisions, and not afraid of your feelings*Enjoyable- be fun to hang out with, good conversationalist, no need for stand up comedy act.Would love to meet a mature, caring man who isn’t intimidated by a strong, intelligent, independent woman, somebody who I can love, somebody who I can trust. Just be yourself, everything else will fall into place.

  • Carisa

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Im a nail tech so I'm lucky enough to work from home. I've been in beauty industry for 24 years ... Absolutely love every aspect of it too.I also have a small consignment store I run out of my home. I take off for the summer to be with my kids. My ex and I, also, have a telecommunications company that he runs.I love to read! Murder mysteries are my favorite. Sci-fi I also have a fondness for. Romance novels get too unrealistic. I have to color my hair religiously. I'm considered chemically dependent because I like to change my color with change of seasons. I live to love the beach! Hot weather and burning sand!!As far as relationships, I'm very affectionate. PDA all the way. I'm quite verbal and can communicate my feelings well.I expect that in return.I must have honesty and trust. ( if you have to ask... Move on) I don't like people who assume!!Things that annoy me are narcissists. And people who eat w open mouths. Irks me!!And if you're taking a pic of yourself in a bathroom or choose to leave none on your profile, I will not respond to your inquiries!!Also, if you live outside of MD... You're too far for what I'm looking for in a relationship.I'm quite easy to please, but I love nice things too. Valet is very important to me since I love to Rock some fabulous heels on occasion. I've been told I'm hysterically funny and my personality is sarcastic with animation. I talk w my eyes. You'll understand when you meet me!Overall I have very high standards I expect to be treated very well and in return I would treat you well. I do not like liars. I am not a fake person and I hate drama as well! I'm looking for passion and excitement. I love surprises and giving them. I want someone who can make decisions (I did for 17 years, I'm tired!)What can you bring to the round table of romance? For a first date, I'd like to be somewhere with great atmosphere and be able to hear the conversation I have with my date... I'd love for the gentleman to make the plans.. I like surprises!

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