SIMILAR PEOPLE
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StephenOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
% chance he will be wearing tights) but rather someone that's going to start out as my friend.. Im emotionally ready....are you.I am not looking to buffet style date ( you know a little of everything on one plate...half of which you have no intention of touching but it looked good at one time) but rather i'd like a partner in crime to see the world with and enjoy life and each other. I am hopeless romantic.. Most importantly you have to have a good sence of humor dipped in a little bit of sarcasm. If you can make me laugh...i am yours..Intelligence is a HUGE turn on!!! I love when you know a little about everything and you want to show me the world. ..even if its usless information. Oh, and if you can kill bugs and fix things.....BONUS A few key notes: -Please ...English should be your first lanuage....or your best -I am 5'5..and i am not giving up my high heels anytime soon...so please don't be a Keebler Elf.-I really do not need to see you posing next to a huge dead fish or animal...(us girls do not like that unless its rolled up next to wasabi) -...-I am a girly girl.and i take care of myself. grooming should be a priority in your life - If the bulk of your pictures consist of you making a duck face in the mirror at the gym or in your bathroom..most likely you have a fan club..in which you may be the only member -Please have a profile picture. If you do not in the age of the smartphone I will automatically assume ...A.. you have something to hide OR....B. there is a good chance I could end up in a freezer in your basement. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PIC...YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF SEEING JESUS THEN ME TALKING TO YOU....just saying-If you are looking for a "piece" you have the wrong gal! I love the beach, being outdoors, long drives to nowhere, camping, walks in the park, good wine deep conversations, stinky cheese,hand holding and spooning .. i know its random. PLEASE BE 33 AND OVER! I DO NOT TRAVEL DOWN COUGARTOWN HIGHWAY!!!!!!!I have it all together and i am just missing the right person to share it with ......is that you?.some place public. If you are as boring as watching paint dry or laundry in the dryer...move on to the next chick please.
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JohnsieOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Well, i took my profile off for a bit... but it turns out things werent as i thought they were, so here i am again... Lol. HONESTY IS KEY! I'm looking for a friend first. You cant get the butterflies and fireworks without that. I want to find someone to hang out and watch goofy movies with, yet can have an intellectual conversation. Simple things are my favorite, but the ability to accommodate other situations is a must. LOL. I love college football. I have favorites... but a td at the end of a 96 yard punt will make me scream. I love to read and I'm rarely serious... See first line of this profile. (: I'm not a fan of writing autobiographies...***EDIT***So, one would assume this wouldn't need to be said, but here's some automatic deal breakers:1. Married. 2. Most of your coworkers are in college or hs. (grow up and get a big boy job)3. Obvious form letter style msgs, "hi", or any other clear indications that you didn't take the time to read my profile. If you can't think of anything to say. .. Say that. Lmao!4. Requests for nude photos, or requests for permission to send your nude photos to me. 5. Anyone who isn't local. If you drive hours to meet me for coffee... I really must question your sanity. Lol.6. DISHONESTY! Not really a first date, but a meeting for coffee or a walk in the park. Talk and get to know one another and decide if we want to go on a first date.
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IleenOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Was here once before and now im back....My life is pretty sweet but i miss having a man around.....I love the outdoors, fishing, hunting(frogs, snakes, salamanders) although i am a great shot but i only do it legally at the gun club, camping, hiking, geocaching, bonfires on the beach...I'm a great cook, I read (just got into the DiscWorld Series), I love music and I'm kinda hard core about my classic rock...I appreciate flowers and having doors opened for me.....I kinda want someone to spoil me for a change....i guess thats it, for now....I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! I'm not to sure, the options are limitless...It would be groovy to go on a geo hike, grab some greasy eats at a huskies or fifth wheel....