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LarondaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I'm not a big fan of online dating but, a friend recommended this site so..... what the hell. I have great job that I love, and I work hard for the things that I have in my life. I have great sense of humor, so if you can't take sarcasm or don't have a good sense of humor, then this will never work. I've been told my laugh and smile are infectious but, you'll have to decide that for yourself.
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YolandoOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm funny, smart and beautiful. Isn't that what every female profile says? It's the truth this time I swear;). I see myself as loving, kind and loyal. Those three words probably describe my character best. I have a unique sense of humor, and love to laugh. I like to go out and try new things, but a quiet night at home is fine too. I'm sure I could throw out a million random facts about me but the truth is at this point in my life I'm looking for somebody to experience life with. If you would like more information e mail me.
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MayOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm an extreme hopscotch athlete. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. Four years ago I became a Colonel. I woo my man with my sensuous and goddess-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I am a self taught balloon twisting artist.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Children trust me.Please don't message me with one simple 'hi' or 'hey' or 'what's up'. I've taken the time to write a lot of things here- I deserve to know that you read through it. I will not respond to the small/short messages. ;) And perhaps to save you a little bit of time... I am not interested in dating black men.If you read all of that and are still smiling then you must know that I'm a smart ass and just trying to figure out what to say to catch your attention. I am seeking a long term relationship with someone who can make me smile, someone who is optimistic and is ready to move forward in a relationship. I have a son and I have cats, if you are opposed to either then you should move along. I come from a pretty large family and I like planning events to socialize with former classmates. If you aren't social then we probably wouldn't get along well. I don't go out with friends a lot, but when I do, I'd like to bring a date. The kind of guys I am generally attracted to are probably described as big or heavy, it's just who I am attracted to. If you think we would get along then send me a message and tell me which of the above things you believe are true about me. Let's see... a first date. I assume after the awkward introductions and the forced smiles eventually we'd calm down enough to have a bite to eat. Perhaps some light conversation talking about our families and what an interesting/horrible week it was at work. If it's nice enough outside maybe go to the park and walk around, grab an ice cream and eat it on a blanket while watching the ducks in the pond. Any kind of casual date would be great. I like comedy clubs, karaoke, having some drinks. I'm really up for just about anything.