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Lavonia, 40

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About Me

A few fun facts:1. I can laugh at myself and will probably laugh at you2. I probably won't take care of you when you are sick but I might call your mom for you3. I don't think I got enough spankings as a child4. If you are going to ride my ass all the time I hope you pull my hair5. I always smell good6. I don't care that you go out with the guys......in fact I will encourage it7. I can guarantee my family is just as dysfunctional as yours9. I guarantee you will find my weird habits adorable and not annoying10. There is a good chance I will make you late for work once to twice11. I'm never on time......I'm working on that12. I speak fluent sarcasm13. I love to play games....... Board games14. I'm not looking for a MILF ( man I'd like to finance)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Alessandra

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I'd rather have a conversation How about a quick meet and greet and go from there

  • Taraji

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Hello Hi :)I am often asked what I am looking for in a potential fish well first off preferably a non smelly one, lol.;)I believe there is one man out there for me...I prefer not to share you with best girlfriends or crazy exes (if you have those, we would not be a good match). If you are in a great place in your life where you have time to allow me to be a part of it...can understand the value of a good woman who is trying like heck to bring home the bacon and fry it up it a pan, lol... are able to communicate well and be supportive of her even on her worst day (can forgive her when she gets completely frustrated with somethings in life and might drop an f bomb, lol)....I would like to get to know you.I am accountable for my actions, I apologize and try to be a better person when I screw up royally (Each day is a gift for me since I know I can begin again and do better with the next one).I can be stubborn and will full on call you out if you are deserving ..lolI sometimes pout and just need a hug.I give back to others as often as I am able. I will make you laugh just to see your smile ;)I have found I need to take better care of me and am resolved to a daily fitness routine, healthy eating habits and creating giggles as often as possible.I eat gluten free found out 3 years ago I have Celiac Disease (google it, lol its not contagious) haha...I have aspects of me I am working on daily ...I have had to set limits on who I allow into my life.I want to become a more effective communicator, conscious listener and smile more than grumble ;)I will know as I have become more aware of recognizing where a person is at in their life and am not able to accept anyone into mine who could be toxic for me.The risk is to great and daredevil that I am already, its a fact you would not be a good for me on any level ;)I have worked extremely hard to be better than most daily and my hope is that what I put out to the world will allow someone to appear in my life that resonates with me on a deep enough level to want to invest of myself going forward.I have a goals set for myself in coming year...ask me what they are :)YOU MUST LIKE TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS!! :) I buy a season pass to Great America and I go usually on Sundays you get on rides without a wait...its awesome lolI will share one fact with you that should know about me:I do not drink and will never have the want, need or desire to do so again. (I would rather spend my $ on motorcycle tires for track days, lol)If that does not work for you and you can't be supportive of that fact....it simply will not work for me and you ;)Happy Fishing...try not to get FishSlapped LOL Cappuccinos ...walk through the leaf piles and share our laughter....snow angels, hot chocolate with a snowball fight (careful I have great aim, lol)...Walk under the stars with the light of the moon as our guide...you get the idea ;)

  • Anaya

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm a fun person that loves to laugh. I try to not take life too seriously unless necessary. I'm an OSU alum and I love OSU anything especially football. Watching my nephews play football and baseball is one of my favorite things. I have a very close family and we spend a lot of time together. I was raised on a ranch and am not afraid to get my hands dirty and love the outdoors. Will add more soon!

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