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Presley
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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Lexa
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Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Take me out on your tailgate :)First I should make it clear that I'm not here for sex,your car,house or money. I have a job and support myself. That being said....I'm pretty sure I'm not going to find the country boy I want on this site,you men look with your eyes first,and I know I am no barbie. I have a lot of guy friends but just can't seem to find a decent guy to date...Not sure what to say about myself....I'm funny,sarcastic,kinda sweet....a good girl with a wild side. I just try to be a good person and treat others how I'd want to be treated,unless you lie to me,then forget it. I'm straight forward and to the point,if I'm not interested I'll tell you,please do the same,though most of you don't know how to do that. I'm short and curvy with a ton of freckles,I try to stay as natural as possible,a little make up. If you're looking for a high maintenance kinda girl,I'm not it. I have a few tats and can usually be found wearing jeans,sneaks and a hoodie. I love country music with a side of rock,but I'd rather listen to my daddy's old school country on a good old record player. Outdoors stuff...fishing...I want to learn to shoot a gun...sports..anything,I'm pretty easy to get along with. I am really looking for an outdoors kinda guy...hunter,fishing....anything like that,but I will be happy with a genuinely nice guy. Just be nice...how hard is that? Unfortunately on this site...pretty hard for some of you...if you want to know more,please ask...I just ask that you not live far away...just to hard for me. Happy fishing :) Coffee or a walk,gotta get to know each other somehow
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Shevaun
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I like to listen to all kinds of music, I like to hang with friends and go out to bars to just chill and unwind. I also like to just chill at home and watch movies. I am very outgoing and like to have fun. I am all for a first date but it shouldn't be your typical dinner and movie type thing tho. I mean how can you really get to know someone if you are eating or having to be quiet in a movie theater??? My ideal first date would just be somewhere quiet where we could talk and get to know each other.