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United States, Colorado, Canon City

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You've been warned! Reading this ad will make you *** in love/lust/liking/toleration/indifference/general feeling of unease... etc, with the person posting it. Things you should know about me...I am a BBW... if you are not interested in soft/squishy women then you may stop reading this and run far... far... far... away from your computer now. No, don't look back... keep going... (for the record, I hold my weight really well)I am a geek. I play video games, I read books, I watch horror movies... zombies scare the poop out of me but I love to watch zombie flicks... (In case of a zombie outbreak I will probably be eaten within the first few days. But, I have a zombie plan so maybe not…lol)I used to love chocolate, I still do but I'm not supposed to so I pretend that I don't (that will show you... chocolate- you're not so big and bad now are you?)I love to laugh, usually at inappropriate times and sometimes just at random stuff that floats through my mind... I often forget to share these random thoughts with others and even if I did, they rarely find them as funny as I do.I like banana's but only before they turn squishy... once they are squishy then they are dead to me and must be given away or thrown out.I am terrified of monkeys, apes, gorilla's...primates, things that look like primates (examples… sock monkeys, toy monkeys, cartoon monkeys… you get the drift), movies that have primates in them, yes... even chimpanzees.... ALL monkey species... (poop throwing jerks)I don't like cream corn...or any food that looks like it was already chewed before I got to it.I love bigger guys. If the guy is taller than I am... even better (I'm 5'10)I love camping... and swimming... and fishing (but I don't use worms... for the record, fish don't like gummy worms or marshamellows nearly as much as real worms)... I love music... I think the sexiest thing a guy can wear is a smile and a faded pair of blue jeans.scars are sexy... they prove that we were stronger than whatever tried to take us down.Tattoos are a plus. I love to see the artwork… well, most of it. Some tats are just tacky but the right ones make all the difference.I love to sing... just not in public or around anyone else... I sing in the shower, in the car, and when I'm making dinner... (consider yourself warned…cats are not being tortured… it’s just my singing)I love to cook. I love to cook Italian food mostly and I love to try new stuff... unless it has raisins... I hate raisins.I don't smoke, I don't drink often, and I don't do any drugs... even 420.I have dark hair and eyes... but the hair color changes frequently so... Currently it is dark black and cut shoulder length… It has been every color from eggplant purple to blonde to fire engine red. I like to shake things up. My favorite was when my hair was pink and black. I loved the color but had to change it for work =(I'll stop there. If I haven't scared you off yet and you are still reading my rambling then I am impressed.What I want...I’m not sure what I’m looking for exactly. My friends say I need to get out of the house more and meet new people. I’m looking for fun guys to hang out with and if it becomes more then I’m cool with that.A man who can make me smile and who will laugh at my stupid jokes.A man whom I can adore and fawn over... my parents have been married for almost 40 years and still look at each other adoringly... I want that.A man who knows that he's a man and makes no apologies for that.A man who believes that there is a God... or at least can respect that I do.Someone who understands that family is very important to me.A man who believes that friendships are important… even when you're dating someone.Someone who doesn't now, nor ever intends to in the future, own a monkey.I want someone who is fun. I am 36 but don’t act anywhere near there. I often get accused to being younger than I tell people I am. I’m super intelligent and mature but I don’t believe that you have to live in a box once you get past the age of 30.I have a family full of cops… if you don’t like cops it is not going to work. A criminal record… at least a serious criminal record… is probably not good. I am not looking for…A one night stand, quickie, fling, etc.Married men who are bored and want some spice in their lives…Guys who feel that they need to rescue, change, own, or modify me. I kinda like me the way I am. In all fairness... I won't try to change you either. I believe that the perfect first date would be to go someplace where you can talk. I believe that every good relationship is based on knowing one another. I am not into the club scene (I dance like an epileptic...lol). I love the zoo or any type of museum. Movies are alright but people (including myself) get very angry when someone talks throughout the movie. I am hoping to find someone local-ish so that it's not too difficult to see one another on a regular basis.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Action Ice Hockey
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