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Di, 37
United States, Colorado, Canon City

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You've been warned! Reading this ad will make you *** in love/lust/liking/toleration/indifference/general feeling of unease... etc, with the person posting it. Things you should know about me...I am a BBW... if you are not interested in soft/squishy women then you may stop reading this and run far... far... far... away from your computer now. No, don't look back... keep going... (for the record, I hold my weight really well)I am a geek. I play video games, I read books, I watch horror movies... zombies scare the poop out of me but I love to watch zombie flicks... (In case of a zombie outbreak I will probably be eaten within the first few days. But, I have a zombie plan so maybe not…lol)I used to love chocolate, I still do but I'm not supposed to so I pretend that I don't (that will show you... chocolate- you're not so big and bad now are you?)I love to laugh, usually at inappropriate times and sometimes just at random stuff that floats through my mind... I often forget to share these random thoughts with others and even if I did, they rarely find them as funny as I do.I like banana's but only before they turn squishy... once they are squishy then they are dead to me and must be given away or thrown out.I am terrified of monkeys, apes, gorilla's...primates, things that look like primates (examples… sock monkeys, toy monkeys, cartoon monkeys… you get the drift), movies that have primates in them, yes... even chimpanzees.... ALL monkey species... (poop throwing jerks)I don't like cream corn...or any food that looks like it was already chewed before I got to it.I love bigger guys. If the guy is taller than I am... even better (I'm 5'10)I love camping... and swimming... and fishing (but I don't use worms... for the record, fish don't like gummy worms or marshamellows nearly as much as real worms)... I love music... I think the sexiest thing a guy can wear is a smile and a faded pair of blue jeans.scars are sexy... they prove that we were stronger than whatever tried to take us down.Tattoos are a plus. I love to see the artwork… well, most of it. Some tats are just tacky but the right ones make all the difference.I love to sing... just not in public or around anyone else... I sing in the shower, in the car, and when I'm making dinner... (consider yourself warned…cats are not being tortured… it’s just my singing)I love to cook. I love to cook Italian food mostly and I love to try new stuff... unless it has raisins... I hate raisins.I don't smoke, I don't drink often, and I don't do any drugs... even 420.I have dark hair and eyes... but the hair color changes frequently so... Currently it is dark black and cut shoulder length… It has been every color from eggplant purple to blonde to fire engine red. I like to shake things up. My favorite was when my hair was pink and black. I loved the color but had to change it for work =(I'll stop there. If I haven't scared you off yet and you are still reading my rambling then I am impressed.What I want...I’m not sure what I’m looking for exactly. My friends say I need to get out of the house more and meet new people. I’m looking for fun guys to hang out with and if it becomes more then I’m cool with that.A man who can make me smile and who will laugh at my stupid jokes.A man whom I can adore and fawn over... my parents have been married for almost 40 years and still look at each other adoringly... I want that.A man who knows that he's a man and makes no apologies for that.A man who believes that there is a God... or at least can respect that I do.Someone who understands that family is very important to me.A man who believes that friendships are important… even when you're dating someone.Someone who doesn't now, nor ever intends to in the future, own a monkey.I want someone who is fun. I am 36 but don’t act anywhere near there. I often get accused to being younger than I tell people I am. I’m super intelligent and mature but I don’t believe that you have to live in a box once you get past the age of 30.I have a family full of cops… if you don’t like cops it is not going to work. A criminal record… at least a serious criminal record… is probably not good. I am not looking for…A one night stand, quickie, fling, etc.Married men who are bored and want some spice in their lives…Guys who feel that they need to rescue, change, own, or modify me. I kinda like me the way I am. In all fairness... I won't try to change you either. I believe that the perfect first date would be to go someplace where you can talk. I believe that every good relationship is based on knowing one another. I am not into the club scene (I dance like an epileptic...lol). I love the zoo or any type of museum. Movies are alright but people (including myself) get very angry when someone talks throughout the movie. I am hoping to find someone local-ish so that it's not too difficult to see one another on a regular basis.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Hey-Im Jaime--been In FL for about 11 years. Im a city girl at heart so Im not really into the mudding/dirty thing. I enjoy food, cooking. reading, movies, tv ,live music, and sporting events, love to travel. IM pretty easy going, have no drama in my life and expect the same. I value honesty, who doesnt? I love a good laugh and can be childish at times, goofing around etc. (of course I know when to be serious tho)Im on here mostly cuz I work retail and the line of work I have, doesnt allow me to interact with the other associates.(ill explain that later )Ive noticed that due to my age, I have a hard time meeting people in the same place that I am. Im single, no kids etc. Most people my age are married with kids, etc so it makes it hard to socialize. I have a handful of close friends but again, due to my work schedule (retail) its hard to get out with them cuz they also work retail.......I do NOT have drama but my life right now is not perfect. Ill explain later if interested. Its nothing major but nothing I want to discuss here ")Im looking for someone to date, casual at first and see where it goes. In the long run, I would like to have a family of my own, house with a pool and dogs in the yard. Finding my best friend would be the ultimate goal.I like all kinds of music, not really into death metal or much rap. So, I guess if you want to know more, you can just shoot me a message.Dont be offended if I dont answer. Its not that im picky but if i find that we arent a good match there may not be a good reason to respond. Please live fairly close. Not looking to spend hours driving back and forth, just seems reasonable.What I'm looking for is someone close to my age, a few years older or younger is ok. If all your kids are over 18, Im not sure ill be interested. I prefer to date someone without children. this is not a deal breaker but i dont have kids, so, i think it may be a little akward. I love kids and would like some of my own one day. First date...I would actually prefer a casual drink somewhere-this way there's no pressure and if one part of the party wants to leave, then nothing lost.and Not coffee lol give you bad breath and the caffeine would make me more nervous than I should be lol!

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  • Faviola from Canon City | Woman | 39 years old | Pisces
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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Ok, so I am going to write a bit more, since I had such a short profile initially...I would describe myself as intelligent, funny, sarcastic, beautiful (inside and out), determined, hard-working, sexy, caring, loyal, educated, independent, and not afraid to take on a challenge. I'm sure there are more great adjectives...I'm not into labels or plastic people. I prefer nice, respectful, good-hearted, sincere people. Life is too short to spend time with people doing things you don't enjoy (like going to clubs...not into that anymore). My time is precious, and with a two-year-old son, I don't get out much. So, I choose who I spend my time with and what I am doing wisely. If I choose to spend time with you, even on our first meeting, respect me and my time enough to show up, call with enough advanced notice if you are cancelling, and don't ask me last minute to do something (well, you can ask, but I will probably not be able to meet you). I don't have too many active hobbies right now. But, I am open to adopting some new ones--maybe I'll like some of yours?! I enjoy going to concerts and outdor festivals and such. I'm not into working out, but I'd love to take up some co-ed sports or activities. I am trying to lose some weight I gained after having my baby...so, I'm open to some working out too. It seems like every guy on here says he enjoys working out...no matter how chubby he looks in his pics. LOL. I like a man who takes care of himself, but not to the point of drinking protein shakes and being ridiculous about his meals. I love food. I am a foodie. One of my favorite things is going out to eat and drinking some nice wine. I am not going to enjoy going out to eat with you if you ask for your chicken breast plain, get veg *** carbs, say no to bread, and can't have a drink...BORING! I'd rather you be a little thick...a little! ;)Speaking of what I like in a man...I like tall guys. I won't *** message from you if you are at least 5'9", but I really prefer over 6'. I like thin/athletic builds, but a few extra pounds are ok as long as you carry them well and don't have a gut, love handles, etc. And, hey, maybe we can lose a few lbs together! I also go for light or lighter eyes. It's not necessarily a prerequisite, but I've noticed the guys that I've dated more seriously and longest all have light eyes. I also only date caucasian guys. I have ventured out, but, white guys are my thing. Oh, and another biggie...you have to have hair. I know a lot of guys my age are balding so they shave it off. But, a bald head doesn't do it for me. I'm sure there are plenty of great looking ladies that do like a smooth, bald head!If you are upset that you don't fit into my "taste" above, don't be. Its nothing personal. Everyone has a taste. Everyone has dating preferences. I don't need to hear from any of you about how shallow I am or how I'm missing out. That may well be true, but its not up to you to scold me for it. And, no, I don't think I'm perfect...far from it. Ok?!As for any baggage or drama...everyone has some, or you haven't lived...I am a woman...complicated, yet simple...independant, still looking for a knight in shining armor...have worked hard and accomplished a lot, and failed too...I have loved and lost, and been both too afraid to love, and afraid of never finding it...I am a control freak, but would love to have a man not too intimidated to take the reins...I have been hurt, used, ***, blown-off by men. This will obviously affect how I view men and love, but I am still open and hopeful that there is a man that is mature and man enough to realize what a real woman is and has to offer.I have many wonderful qualities, but I am not perfect (though this will be deleted forever, evidence destroyed, if I DO find someone--so you can never use my words against me) :)As I said above, I have a son. He is my world and takes up a lot of time. So, if that scares you, then I'm not right for you. I was never married to his father (less drama, I think). I'm not looking for a daddy for him. But, the man that I get involved with will have to be open to loving my son and taking care of him in a fatherly way, since he lives with me most of the time. There's no point in starting something with you if you already know you are done raising your kids or couldn't help love and raise another man's child. I AM looking to get married one day if I meet the right guy and I am his right girl. I am also open to having more children, if its possible.So, if you've read all this and think I am cute and have enough of what you are looking for and you think you have what I am looking for, please write to me. I look forward to hearing from you. Just NOT a movie, or anyhwhere else where we have to be quiet, or its too loud to talk...the point is to get to know each other, right?

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