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Karleen, 26

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About Me

Self loathing narcassisct with a heart of gold seeks Watch Dog weekly regular[the following copied from profile at *** only hate me 'cause I got mad style. And I'm a better speller than them.I've been called "a double feature" and ";.I have multiple sclerosis, brah. I deal with it like a champ.I have an old soul and a young heart.I love kitty cats.I love toys, animals, comics, cartoons, roller coasters, dancing poorly, bluegrass, jumping off things, spookiness, astronomy, cosmetology, horror, cowboy boots, setting fires, weird/ugly things, monster trucks, discount stores, tentacles, my sewing machine, rock-n-roll, pro wrestling, punk rock, eyeglasses, Halloween, antiques, pure evil, dressing in costumes, the south, awesome beards, used books, G.G. Allin, banjos, red lipstick and karaoke, VHS, dolls, going to conventions, Louis C.K., freckles, board games etc.Boys with glasses, beards, an absurd amount of tattoos and/or red hair are the cutest, and will get my attention more quickly. Call me superficial, but aren't we all? Drink whiskey until we're blind. Honky tonk like champs. Gorge on biscuits and gravy. Set several buildings on fire. Go back to your place and sleep it off. Or just have a B-

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Markita

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I am very goal oriented. I would like to associate my self with people who also that way. I am a single mom of a beautiful son, work in hospice and go to school for Diagnostic Medical Sonography. I am a very bubbly and love meeting new people. Family and friends mean a lot to me so I'd like to meet someone who feels the same:)I'm not entirely sure what kind of relationship I am looking for, however I am NOT here for a booty call or one night stand. I would like to meet trustworthy people who don't play games! Sorry if that is too blunt, but being a full time single mom, going to school full time and working I don't have time for liars and game players. Just beginning meetville, have any questions just ask :)

  • May

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    lol But really? I don't want to meet you if you look like you can't lighten up a bit for a photo. I had to get that off my chest. hahaFirst, I live in the cities and work at a daycare with infants. I consider myself geek-light. lol I know little bits of random things, but I'm really not a hardcore geek about too many things. haha. I'm a little bit of a homebody, but I do like to get out every now and then. I am in belly dance classes and have been for a couple years now. It doesn't mean I'm amazing at it, but I think I might be able to carry a little bit of a rhythm. A little. I have a background in massage therapy, though I don't practice right now. I also have training in energy work and aromatherapy and such. In the fall I'll be training to be a doula. I'm excited about that and ready for something new.I like a wide range of movies, music, etc. One minute I'm watching a rom-com, the next is a bollywood movie or some random other foreign movie. haha I admit not liking "scary" movies for 2 reasons. 1)most of them are actually horrible. 2)I'm a big wuss. lol I don't watch much for tv just because I don't have cable. Just the internet and local stations. I'm currently just waiting for (BBC) Sherlock to release it's new season. That's a little bit of my "geek" side. Music, I have few guilty pleasures that I don't really feel guilty about. I listen to rock, pop, some of whatever is on pop radio, not country though. I just can't get into it. Again, it's really just what my mood is calling for. I grew up listening to Weird Al, and I will reach for my Disturbed albums, or Backstreet Boys. Tease me all you like. I love cheesy stuff sometimes (movies, too).I am quite a bit shy from time to time, and other times I'll talk your ear off. I have to be comfortable first. So, I really need someone that isn't afraid to talk, even if it's most of the night. lol I TRY to have a good sense of humor about myself. I'm pretty mellow and take maybe 15 minutes to get ready in the morning. (Probably because those babies really don't care if I'm wearing any makeup). I dress up from time to time to go out, but I'm most comfortable in jeans and a shirt just relaxing at home.

  • Leona

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I like spending time with friends and family. I enjoy going out to a bar, the movies, bowling, pretty much anything that sounds fun but I also enjoy spending a weekend in as well. My taste in music varies a little i guess, i like rock, country, blues, hip hop, oldies lol. If you want to know more just hit me up!

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