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Karleen, 26

United States, Colorado, Alamosa

Offline, last seen Sun, 30 Aug 2026 21:45:57

About Me

Self loathing narcassisct with a heart of gold seeks Watch Dog weekly regular[the following copied from profile at *** only hate me 'cause I got mad style. And I'm a better speller than them.I've been called "a double feature" and ";.I have multiple sclerosis, brah. I deal with it like a champ.I have an old soul and a young heart.I love kitty cats.I love toys, animals, comics, cartoons, roller coasters, dancing poorly, bluegrass, jumping off things, spookiness, astronomy, cosmetology, horror, cowboy boots, setting fires, weird/ugly things, monster trucks, discount stores, tentacles, my sewing machine, rock-n-roll, pro wrestling, punk rock, eyeglasses, Halloween, antiques, pure evil, dressing in costumes, the south, awesome beards, used books, G.G. Allin, banjos, red lipstick and karaoke, VHS, dolls, going to conventions, Louis C.K., freckles, board games etc.Boys with glasses, beards, an absurd amount of tattoos and/or red hair are the cutest, and will get my attention more quickly. Call me superficial, but aren't we all? Drink whiskey until we're blind. Honky tonk like champs. Gorge on biscuits and gravy. Set several buildings on fire. Go back to your place and sleep it off. Or just have a B-

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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