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KaliOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I\'m a very normal, accomplished person. I\'m intelligent, kind, and know who I want and what I want. I think of dating and marriage so I look for true Love and Family for happily ever.
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KarleenOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Self loathing narcassisct with a heart of gold seeks Watch Dog weekly regular[the following copied from profile at *** only hate me 'cause I got mad style. And I'm a better speller than them.I've been called "a double feature" and ";.I have multiple sclerosis, brah. I deal with it like a champ.I have an old soul and a young heart.I love kitty cats.I love toys, animals, comics, cartoons, roller coasters, dancing poorly, bluegrass, jumping off things, spookiness, astronomy, cosmetology, horror, cowboy boots, setting fires, weird/ugly things, monster trucks, discount stores, tentacles, my sewing machine, rock-n-roll, pro wrestling, punk rock, eyeglasses, Halloween, antiques, pure evil, dressing in costumes, the south, awesome beards, used books, G.G. Allin, banjos, red lipstick and karaoke, VHS, dolls, going to conventions, Louis C.K., freckles, board games etc.Boys with glasses, beards, an absurd amount of tattoos and/or red hair are the cutest, and will get my attention more quickly. Call me superficial, but aren't we all? Drink whiskey until we're blind. Honky tonk like champs. Gorge on biscuits and gravy. Set several buildings on fire. Go back to your place and sleep it off. Or just have a B-
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SanjuanitaOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hmmmm...What to tell you about me? It says I should talk about my hobbies, goals/aspirations, music and what makes me unique, so I will stick with that for now, but you should really just message me with your A game and see if we hit it off.If you're looking for a booty call or something casual, pass me by. Second of all, I'm a plus sized woman, curvy/thick, whatever you want to call it. So if I'm not YOUR cup of tea, your loss. :)*I also have full body pics but I don't give them to just anyone. I'm super silly, a huge huge dork, and I admit these things proudly. That being said, I love going to dinner and movies, going to BWW to watch a game and drink a couple beers or a bar for karaoke. I also love love love going to a 24 hour diner with my friends and being ridiculous while we drink bad coffee and play cards. GOALS:To be a better person, every day. I always wake up with the intention to make today better than yesterday, even if it's only in a small way. In a couple years once I pay off my student loans I want to go back to school for my masters degree in Marriage and Family Therapy (anyone who knows my family laughs incredibly hard at this). I want to keep making healthier choices so that I continue to eat healthy and be more active. I will get back to going to the gym 5 days a week. I don't ever want to be skinny, but I do want to always be healthy. I'm not big enough that I am restricted in what I do. I don't get winded going up stairs, I have lots of energy most of the time, especially in the bedroom (with someone special), but I want to live a long life, that requires being healthy. That being said, if you don't love my body and me as I am, too bad for you. I'm awesome now. UNIQUENESS:I'm a dork...a real big one. I love snuggling, kissing, holding hands, being a cute girlfriend. I am the person people call at 2am because they know I will be there. I like helping people, for the sake of helping people. But I make a lot of off color jokes. I am awkward and I embrace it. I can talk trash with the best of them, but I'm a sweet, kind person. I try not to be judgmental, but I roll my eyes sometimes. I will do just about anything on a dare. I will not settle for less than I deserve, I will always call bull*% when I sense it. I am brutally honest to a fault. YOU:You must love dogs and not hate cats. I love both.You must be ambitious, have a career, want good things for your life in every way. YOU HAVE TO TRY.You must not be emotionally unavailable. You must be passionate, affectionate, and a huge beyond huge nerd/dork.You must NOT sit on the computer/Xbox/PS3 ALL DAY LONG. Videogames are great, I love them, but have a life.You must be a dude, a little rough around the edges, but have a huge heart.You must have a great sense of humor. Anything else, just ask. I won't bite...hard. :) Ideally? I want to be able to talk to you, get to know you, so drinks or dinner, a walk in a park, make it a day date and take the train downtown, etcCould be almost anything as long as we can get to know each other. :)