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Teal, 40
United States, Arizona, Show Low

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I'm British and come complete with an accent...there, SOLD!!! lolIf you can handle dry, sarcastic humor then you'll "get me." I have a sharp wit and am pretty much hilarious in general. I can dazzle you with my array of random facts I am in touch with my "inner child" so be prepared for a big deal at Christmas and multiple watchings of The Polar Express. I imagine the last horse I bet on is still running as I type. NASCAR. Yup, that's my weakness. The smell of burning rubber and gasoline and the blast of air as they fly past....*sigh*. I go a few times a year, that's my "vacation" time. Beats getting sand up your butt!! I don't watch "chick flicks", I'm more of an action/adventure/sci fi, horror film person. No PG***for me. No snacks, just something cold and wet (no metaphors there)I am very active. My job is very physical and gets the juices flowing, if you know what I mean. I draw the line at suicidal activities such as jumping out of an aeroplane (are you NUTS???), bungee jumping (again, are you NUTS??) although cage diving with sharks is on my bucket list. That's ironic considering my biggest phobia is drowning.....I listen to most music except heavy metal and country. I don't have great hearing but I always listen to my "choons" full blast so that may explain why. I could talk a hungry dog away from it's meal and that's no exaggeration. Brutally honest and outspoken, I'm the person that yells "you're welcome" when people don't say "thank you." All that aside, there is a mush muffin inside of me. I am loyal to a fault, love to kiss, would do pretty much anything for "my guy" (unless it'll wind me up in an orange jump suit coz that's just not my color). I like to buy and do little random things, they make the other person feel special and if you can't make them feel special then what's the point, right???I simply require a guy who can laugh AT me as well as with me. Who isn't anally retentive about things. Who realizes that yes, it's true, us ladies DO get crabby once a month. Who doesn't mind me cussing. Who isn't clingy or too needy. Who blah blah blah.....just don't be a jerk, ok?? ;)***I an not interested in gaining pen pals. If you can't or won't get past texting then please don't waste my time. I want to date, aka meet people in the flesh, hang out, spend time together, that sort of thing. I have no time for spineless guys who are all talk and no action. Just so you know!!!*** Let's fly by the seat of our pants and see what happens....and let's be 21st century and not call it a "date"....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

House Rap Techno Indian Mexican South American Music
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