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Teal, 40

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About Me

I'm British and come complete with an accent...there, SOLD!!! lolIf you can handle dry, sarcastic humor then you'll "get me." I have a sharp wit and am pretty much hilarious in general. I can dazzle you with my array of random facts I am in touch with my "inner child" so be prepared for a big deal at Christmas and multiple watchings of The Polar Express. I imagine the last horse I bet on is still running as I type. NASCAR. Yup, that's my weakness. The smell of burning rubber and gasoline and the blast of air as they fly past....*sigh*. I go a few times a year, that's my "vacation" time. Beats getting sand up your butt!! I don't watch "chick flicks", I'm more of an action/adventure/sci fi, horror film person. No PG***for me. No snacks, just something cold and wet (no metaphors there)I am very active. My job is very physical and gets the juices flowing, if you know what I mean. I draw the line at suicidal activities such as jumping out of an aeroplane (are you NUTS???), bungee jumping (again, are you NUTS??) although cage diving with sharks is on my bucket list. That's ironic considering my biggest phobia is drowning.....I listen to most music except heavy metal and country. I don't have great hearing but I always listen to my "choons" full blast so that may explain why. I could talk a hungry dog away from it's meal and that's no exaggeration. Brutally honest and outspoken, I'm the person that yells "you're welcome" when people don't say "thank you." All that aside, there is a mush muffin inside of me. I am loyal to a fault, love to kiss, would do pretty much anything for "my guy" (unless it'll wind me up in an orange jump suit coz that's just not my color). I like to buy and do little random things, they make the other person feel special and if you can't make them feel special then what's the point, right???I simply require a guy who can laugh AT me as well as with me. Who isn't anally retentive about things. Who realizes that yes, it's true, us ladies DO get crabby once a month. Who doesn't mind me cussing. Who isn't clingy or too needy. Who blah blah blah.....just don't be a jerk, ok?? ;)***I an not interested in gaining pen pals. If you can't or won't get past texting then please don't waste my time. I want to date, aka meet people in the flesh, hang out, spend time together, that sort of thing. I have no time for spineless guys who are all talk and no action. Just so you know!!!*** Let's fly by the seat of our pants and see what happens....and let's be 21st century and not call it a "date"....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Marylyn

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    .I love to go dancing, movies, dinner, walks..i'm a single mom who puts my children first..I'm NOT looking for a father for my kids they have one...I like the finer things in life but I'm not materialistic .I have always believed that the best things in life don't cost anything...sry had to get that out there so no one assumes I'm like that.. I'm very sociable and out going..I love to be spoiled...I'm very HONEST and won't lie.. Alot of men can't handle that quality about me..They sometimes think I'm a B**ch...I'm really not unless I have to be..I am very patient and prefer to talk rather than fight.I am a very caring and understanding person,but also won't allow someone to use that to their advantage. I have Respect for myself and others.I'm active,go to the gym when I can..Its always been my dream.I come from a military family..I'm smart,funny and goal oriented.I like to relax when I can..I am single because I want to be treated right. I know attraction is a must when meeting people but I also wan't to be seen for who I am and not just my looks because I have so much more to offer.I'm single because I know I deserve a good man, who knows how to treat a lady .Until then I won't settle.. Games and Drama aren't for me.Life is to short for that.It is a waste of time and energy.. I'm looking for someone I can Laugh with,someone who can make me smile, have good conversations with,go to the movie, hang out I'm looking for a great friendship possibly more..I LOVE MEN IN UNIFORM.. Military Men, Police Officers, etc.. A man with a GREAT sense of humor is a MUST..but serious when needed..I have to be attracted to him..Im looking for someone who has the same common interest as me ,that doesn't PLAY GAMES...I love HONEST, FUN people who live life to the fullest.I'm NOT INTERESTED IN MEN OVER 40!!!. I love animals i'm not a vegetarian, I just don't like seeing dead animals or the thought of one being killed. I don't like HAIRY men...I WON'T respond to anyone that doesn't have a picture and a Updated picture..I feel like anyone without pics is hiding something.For the record I'm not looking for a one night stand..I'M NOT INTO MARRIED MEN OR MEN WHO CHEAT.. NO LIARS ..so keep it real..I like younger men, but MATURE younger men that KNOW what they want!!! .Men who have a JOB AND A CAR are a must. who want to do something with their lives,who have goals!!. I'm looking for someone I can Laugh with,someone who can make me smile, have good conversations with,go to the movie, hang out.. Jealous and possessive Men are a turn off..and only show their own insecurities.I know the right one is out there for me and I'm willing to do what it takes to find him.. ..I hate country & heavy metal music..I LOVE R&B, RAP, HIP HOP,some alternative music like match box twenty, stained, some rock....No one nite stands Walks, movies anything fun..I do drink once in a while but I won't go out for drinks and drive so if you can think up something creative besides having a drink ... I'm easy going,a bit shy at first but warm up pretty quick :) looking forward to seeing if their are real men still out there that aren't selfish, and/or out for one thing:) Men who appreciate good honest women who don't play games!!!!

  • Cornelia

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I love all kinds of music. My daughters are the love of my life. Looking for someone that I can be myself with and that can make me laugh. I enjoy many things if u wanna know anything just let me know...I AM NOT UP FOR GAMES I AM NOT N SCHOOL ANYMORE BY NO MEANS... I AM NOT LOOKIN TO BE GET MARRIED AFTER THE FIRST DATE.. I WANT SOMEONE THAT I CAN DATE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH... .... IS THAT SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH TO ASK..??? I AM NOT LOOKIN FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND NOR A SCREW....... First date I would love to go out just explore who the guy is and let me get to know who they are...

  • Richard

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Wow I am so bad at this ... Honest kind loving affectionate blah blah blah if your interested send me a message eight o ***A walk in the park, a romantic dinner, a concert, horseback ride, a cup of coffee. We can just hang out at my house and watch a movie. Whatever is comfortable.

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