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Anstace, 33

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About Me

Im nice gal with a good heart, i've no heirs or graces, told im very funny but ill let others be the judge of that, I love a good belly laugh and I'll do almost anything to have it, What do you call a Goat in a Boat?????? Billy Ocean Mwah hahaha..Did you hear about the Guy who couldn't pay the Exorcist?????? He got Repossessed Lol too funnyIm very down to earth, not high maintenance, cant stand drama!!! Hoping to find a nice guy with a good sense of humor, caring, considerate and respectful, I like a Man to be a Man so no eyebrow plucking (unless you have a big funky unibrow) no false tan or spending an age in the Mirror, 8 o' clock shaddow or hairy is good with me and im a sucker for a nice smile CHEESE ???I dont expect to be wined &.I like a good night on the tiles every now and again and getting all dolled up but I also love a cosy night on the sofa in my Penneys passion killer pjs with a drinky poo, munchies and a good Dvd, would be even better if I had a nice handsome, cuddly guy to sprawl on...???I dont want my profile to be long winded and boring so ill zip it now!No pic no reply, I have a few photos up so I think its only fair..I wont be playing *** with anybody for weeks either. We could watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory and share a jar of Nutella..:)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    This is where im to convince you that im cool and you couldnt possibly live without me!! I can see this is going to be difficult.Im an easy going girl who likes to have a laugh and im probably the sweetest girl you'll ever meet, although my shyness is most likely my biggest downfall. My friends would describe me as shy first probably, fun, cheeky, sarcastic (this is the best form of humor) different, underestimated, loyal, down to earth i could keep going here but hey im a catch what can i say :). Im changing alot of things in my life at the moment so i thought id give this a try. I like bizare random things and things that make me giggle, who doesn't.* For the moment im looking for someone to make me smile, everything else is a bonus....My ideal guy would be fun, spontaneous, random, someone who i can relax with so i can just be me, oh and if you can be my own personal super hero that would totally rock!! Do these exist... Something casual like a coffee or a drink would be cool

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Back here again.. looking for someone to have fun dates with and see what happens from there.. Im not assuming il find a relationship on here but im keeping an open mind. Im happy to go with the flow and if we click, great. If not, next! I dont want any users tho so if you're that way inclined, dont waste your time with me. So to describe myself.. Im always up for a laugh, love telling and hearing baaad jokes, the more childish the better, big into travelling the world, have been to places such as oz, new zealand, asia and south america but loads more on the list to see. Although i am a bit of a girly girl, i still love nothing more than watching an action or horror film and i even watch sports!! Im not going to bore you by writing a list of stuff im into such as the gym etc, suffice to say im into the usual stuff people write here. Im looking for an easy going guy, someone who is genuine and doesnt just say what they think you want to hear. The main thing is a sense of humour. Having a laugh and spark with someone is vital. If it aint there, it aint happening im afraid. Few drinks is always best isnt it?? Or mini golf! :)

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    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

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