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EuraOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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SadeOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
;) just ask...I'm not shy by any means & I'm pretty sure il make you blush ;)What you see is what you get! I refuse to sugar coat anything. Im very outspoken & dont hold back.... I'm very competitive with my partner, love a challenge, always smiling and my laugh is contageous ;) I enjoy hunting & fishing expecially with my other half. I love to cook anything & everything. I have 3 beautiful kiddos (3,6 &9)that are my world. My kids will always come 1st b4 any man will, they are my best friends and my little loves :) Very proud to say all 3 of my kiddos have the same father. I was in a vicious past relationship that consisted of infidelity (on his behalf) and yet I still stood by his side and tried to make it work for 5yrs but enough was enough. Between the cheating & the mental abuse I left it all behind me & realized its completely his loss & I deserve a hell of alot better!! So if your about that kind of life find some other girl because im way to good for that & way smarter now :) I know what I want & cant wait to show a man what a real woman really is. ;)Dont msg me any "smooth" pick-up lines, I wont reply. Be upfront and honest :) *NO you cant have my phone number*NO I wont be sending you "any other pictures"*saying youre "lonely" wont work with me*seriously if your missing teeth dont msg me & that might be the reason youre single(fix them) not to sound mean but for real fix your grill :) *im not a ****, just allergic to bullshit! im good at this game some men play and can spot a bullshitter within a couple conversations, so good luck*im the real deal, a grown ass woman & just dont have time for games :) ;) Fishing=bonus points with me. deer stand date would be yet another bonus point(just not alot of talking would happen ;***I'd rather cook dinner than go out to eat & *** bars or movies i'm the type of girl who would rather go 4wheeler riding, back road crusing, bonfire or go shoot skeet
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MonetOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I'm currently a substitute teacher. I've tried the online thing before, not really sure if its for me but i can be pretty shy so it's hard for me to meet someone in person!! I'm very laid back and relaxed, I like to go out with friends and have a good time. I love, love, love animals and plan on abandoning the teaching path and getting my masters in wildlife science and working either with a conservation organization or with a zoo. Having a passion for animals and the environment is definitely a big plus with me! Not sure where this online path will take me, but if you're interested and want to get to know me send me a message and we'll see where it goes!! (It's the picture that counts anyway ;)) I am very easy going..I would be up for doing nearly anything but ill say on a first date I'd love to go destroy someone in pool!!