SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KathyOffline
Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 50-60
Hello! I am a Christian woman who is blessed, loves life, likes to laugh and help others. I am kind, caring, open, honest, positive, down to earth, drama free, affectionate and romantic.
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AnishaOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I'm planning on moving downtown and am looking for friends to hang out with. I also am part of a sideshow troupe and love to perform on stage. Recently I started training to be a group *** Lesmills Fitness classes, as I've always wanted to help people with their work outs and I do love to yell from time to time. I have a horse that's the biggest chickensh*tin the world but he tries ever so hard to be brave.I'm not that great at filling out dating profiles so here's an awkward list of thingsTurn Ons-eating breakfast food for dinner-exercising (in and out of the gym)-oddities-cartoons of all kinds-white guys with long hair (don't know why...bonus points if you have facial hair or a beard!) -silly (but still well done) tattoos-classical and metal music-playing tag with horses-sweet potatoes -watching nature documentaries-wearing lingerie (and by lingerie I mean pajamas and sweat pants)-being outside-fuzzy socks-getting scared (or as most people call it, 'adrenaline')-tall people-easy going people-lazy days where wearing pants is totally unheard of-campfires Turn Offs-cookies with raisins in them-sticky children-slow walking people -body odor-people who can't pronounce the word 'schedule' properly-onions and mushrooms (they know what they did!)-guys who send 2 or 3 word messages-horrible grammar and spelling (make an effort for god's sake!)-older men (if you're old enough to be my dad, shut it down)-cheesy pick-up lines (we all know those only work if you're trying to romance someone with the brain activity of a turnip)--alcoholics-hidden agendas -people who lack a sense of humor-tofu (definitely shut that sh*t down) Surprise me. Seriously, I'm bored of the same old shit.
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MadelynOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
If your pictures are OLD, please don't message me. You may think you look the same, but chances are pretty high that you don't look anything like you did in ***. (And if you are trying to misrepresent yourself, please be smart enough to crop out the dates from your old school photos...) Shanku, I appreciate it! ;)*********************Ultimately I'm looking for my missing puzzle piece. I'm happy on my own, but know there's no boundaries to how much happiness we attain. I would love to find that special someone to share life's biggest moments with. I'm looking for my best friend, someone who's got my back, and someone I can trust with my heart. A guy who complements my life, not complicates it. Someone who enhances my good qualities and compensates where I might lack [and vice versa].Character, integrity, loyalty, honesty and intelligence...that's what I'm looking for."...I'm quirky, silly, blunt, and broken. My days are sometimes too dark, and my nights are sometimes too long. I often trip over my own insecurities. I require attention, long for passion, and wish to be desired. I use music to speak when words fail me, even though words are as important to me as the air I breathe. I love hard and with all that I have, I want to believe everyone is a good person...and even with all these faults, I am worth loving."I volunteer at a local veteran's shelter and wish I had time to do more things of the like. My experience with those guys has been invaluable to me in terms of personal growth. I'll be heading to graduate school soon for my Masters in Art Therapy. I'd like to find someone who loves their career and maybe even feels like it gives them a sense of purpose in their life. Whether you love or hate your career, that affects everyone close to you, so I find this fairly important.*********There may be a possibility that I'm NOT the girl for you, IF you:-are needy, whiny, and/or struggle with simple day-to-day tasks-consider all your ex's "****es", "sluts", "skanks" or "dumb hoes" -have no life goals or no motivation-don't find continual learning/ personal growth important-would be okay sitting on the couch all day, every day-are a regular at your local bars-are socially inept; awkward-don't have a job/career/ or income of your own (trust fund babies welcome though...haha I'm only kidding!)-can't communicate (uh, arhg, err,and eh...do not count as competent communication skills)-aren't over your ex- girlfriend or wife-are looking for a girl that will assist in making your twisted sexual fantasies come to life.-aren't emotionally stable (tri-polars, schizoids, manics, and stalkers need not apply.) Anything that allows for us to strike up a good conversation! =)