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Myrtis, 27

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About Me

I am an semi-introverted nerd who spends most of her time living in her head or on the Internet. I am also awkward and a little ditsy, as well as an overall just silly sort of person.If you get past the awkwardness, you’ll find a pretty laidback, cool kid. Here are just a few examples (!!):I’ve got a pretty awesome sense of humor and regularly find a wide range of comedy quite funny, with sarcasm being my personal specialty.My outlook on life is fairly optimistic. I have a general live-and-let-live policy, which works in conjunction with the honor code of “Don’t be a****.I curse like a sailor. And I don’t self-censor unless I’m at work, so sorry I’m not sorry if that offends you.I’m quasi-artistic. I dabble in a lot of different creative endeavors, but I don’t feel I particularly excel at any of them. But the drive is there.I believe in sex and body positivity. Society constantly makes us feel shitty about both and I think Society should shut the **** up about it.I'm not very coordinated. I always trip over my own feet and I can hardly walk in a straight line. Take a stroll with me and you'll find that we'll be staggering down the streets as though drunk.My politics are pretty liberal. I’m a Feminist, pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and very interested in Social Justice. If you are a hardcore conservative, we will not get along.I’m an atheist, but I am a staunch defender of religious freedom, no matter the belief system you choose.Grammar and spelling are important to me. Please do not send me a message lacking either; it will just bug the sh*tout of me.Some of my favorite things are trips to the Bay, cheap art prints in thrift store frames, marathoning TV shows on Netflix, arguing about politics, and sleeping in.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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